North Korea develops Anti-Aging Super Drink!

[FaaR]

I'm entirely convinced this drink is 100% effective - stopping aging dead in its tracks, right along with the imbiber's metabolism...!

 

[PricklyPete]

Thank you our dear leader!

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Where is Azn?

He is the boards contact who can get us some!!!! I'll setup a paypal group buy account just for it!!!

 

[Chaotic42]

Bawndo: It's got what Dear Leader craves! It's got electrolytes!

 

[CKent]

Reminds me of the super noodle they developed a while back. It's unreal how delusional large groups of people can be.

 

[TruePaige]

I wonder if AzN has had any..he seems to have nine lives around here.

 

[werepossum]

Reminds me of the super noodle they developed a while back. It's unreal how delusional large groups of people can be.

Or when failure to deliver the expected verdict can kill you. "Anyone still hungry?" "Me." Ka-pow. "Anyone else? No? It is proven - single super noodle completely satisfies hunger of nine out of ten peasants!"

 

[ChunkiMunki]

hard to believe they had thirty plants left in the whole country

 

[AzN]

Where is Azn?

He is the boards contact who can get us some!!!! I'll setup a paypal group buy account just for it!!!

Send your money my way maybe I will hook you up. Make paypal payable to jnbtile no spam @yahoo.com. I'm turning 35 but I look no more than 20 something.

 

[cwjerome]

In related news, the DPRK is threatening an all-out military strike to destroy... loudspeakers. I hope they don’t put too hard a strain on their forces.

http://preview.bloomberg.com/news/2...-military-strike-on-south-s-loudspeakers.html

North Korea warned of an “all-out military strike” to destroy South Korean loudspeakers and other propaganda tools along their fortified border, according to the North’s state-run Korean Central News Agency. South Korea’s preparation for psychological warfare, is a “direct declaration of a war” against the North, the general staff of the communist state’s military said today in a statement on KCNA. The North’s military retaliation may turn Seoul into “a sea of flame,” the statement said.

My favorite part: Later in another article the author notes that the last time the DPRK said "sea of fire" was 1994. They were able to go through the list of threats and cite the last known utterance of a specific threat. It is almost like the North Korean PAOs have "belligerent rhetoric" talking point matrix.

More threats of gloom and doom, doing anything to take the attention off of the ship incident. When they stamp their little feet, throw a hissy fit and threaten "ruthless war to totally smash the capitalist war-hawks and their puppet running dogs in Seoul" then we sternly respond with free shipments of money, oil and food.

 

[bfdd]

cwjerome, like I and others have said this is mostly posturing by NK to get money and aid.

 

[cwjerome]

cwjerome, like I and others have said this is mostly posturing by NK to get money and aid.

Of course, but threats of all-out war against South Korean loudspeakers should not be taken lightly. What's next... HD TVs?

 

[piasabird]

So do you believe every North Korean Claim?

Are you that naive?

Do you also believe everything China and Iran Claims also?

Why bother with this garbage?

 

[rudder]

So do you believe every North Korean Claim?

Are you that naive?

Do you also believe everything China and Iran Claims also?

Why bother with this garbage?

Why bother? We need levity around here every once in a while... or we get people complaining about the OP (who obviously knows it is BS) who posts silly stuff like this.

 

[TruePaige]

Why bother? We need levity around here every once in a while... or we get people complaining about the OP (who obviously knows it is BS) who posts silly stuff like this.

:thumbsup:

It's always interesting to see a world where you can have billions of dollars of weapons, control over millions, and still be as batshit crazy as North Korea.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Bawndo: It's got what Dear Leader craves! It's got electrolytes!

I'm pretty sure Dear Leader craves water, like from the toilet.