NOoooooo I hate thieves!!!!

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gopunk

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damn.... i think there's only been one break in in my neighborhood since i've been here (16 years). but yea if i knew he was unarmed i'd be swinging away at his head with a baseball bat. what's wrong with those people? jeez... parents these days.
 

MrCodeDude

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
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<< my apartment parking lot gets hella breakins

here's my story.
So over the last 2 days we had had 2 breakins, and I wanted to catch that dirty b!tch.
I borrowed my friends corvette and parked it under my window. This one mexican guy with a bat came around and started looking in the window. I was sitting at the window with my paintball gun~ he stepped back a bit like he was gunna swing so I yelled HEY!
he looked up, and I capped his ass.
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I hope you hit him in the face with the paintball gun. Then when you kept hitting him with paintballs repeatedly in the face? Then you came down and smashed in all his joints with the bat, right? I mean, it would be self defense.
-- mrcodedude
 

ricerx

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<< with my paintball gun~ he stepped back a bit like he was gunna swing so I yelled HEY!
he looked up, and I capped his ass.
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should of used frozen paintballs. that would've given him a nice welt. :)
 

NakaNaka

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Aug 29, 2000
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when my mom owned a business they noticed some small items were missing. well anyway this woman tried it when the store wasn;t very crowded (this was like apparently her 5th time doing it) and my unclue who is 6'2 200 and this guy Will who is 5'9 215 (all muscle) are working .. will sees this and hes like evan the girl .. shoplifter ... so evan jumps over the counter and runs after this girl for 1/2 avenue and will holds her until the cops come.
 

CJZ

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Sorry to hear that. Good luck with your insurance company (hope you have low deductible).


I hate thieves. :| From elementary school until I left for grad school, I worked at my parent's clothing stores. My primary responsibility was to look out for thieves. People steal everything! They'll even steal rubberbands when you're not looking. They always claim to not have taken anything, until you show them the videotape or threaten to call the police. We've spent so much money on equipment like security tags to keep shoplifting down. The worst are the kids, they are so brazen. Then they'll keep repeating that they are minors and that we'd better be careful what we do. When I hear that, I am so tempted to kick them in the head.