Non-lethal way to eradicate feline tapeworms? [bazinga]

[Ichinisan]

I want to get them out of my cat, but I don't want to murder those poor, poor tapeworms. 🙁

 

[JoeMcJoe]

Hold a piece of bacon near the cat's ear, they will crawl out.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

why would u not want to kill those disgusting things

 

[Jeff7]

why would u not want to kill those disgusting things

It'll be his ticket to lifelong wealth: A patent on self-refilling tape dispensers.

 

[Ichinisan]

why would u not want to kill those disgusting things

Because: "bazinga"

 

[Sunburn74]

How can you eradicate something non-lethally? I believe the dictionary definition of eradicate is "TO REMOVE OR DESTROY UTTERLY" where utterly means "completely and without qualification".

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/eradicate

 

[XavierMace]

Kill the cat, they should leave eventually.

 

[edro]

praziquantel

Dog pills are cheaper but are higher dosage, so you need to cut the pill down to the cat dosage.
Good luck getting a pill down your cat's throat; that's a whole other problem.

 

[Pheran]

You're going to need rubber gloves, and a lot of lube.

 

[IronWing]

You need to learn their song.

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping.
When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,

The worms will come to you.

 

[z1ggy]

Thought that said ring a dong dildo.

Man I need glasses.

 

[IronWing]

Thought that said ring a dong dildo.

Man I need glasses.

We told you it would make you go blind. ^_^

 

[z1ggy]

We told you it would make you go blind. ^_^

Like I need any more dildo related problems... D:

 

[Ichinisan]

praziquantel

Dog pills are cheaper but are higher dosage, so you need to cut the pill down to the cat dosage.
Good luck getting a pill down your cat's throat; that's a whole other problem.

But I want to transfer them to another host without killing them.

 

[waffleironhead]

Just sit ass to ass with your cat, they will all move over to you.

Bazinga!

 

[IronWing]

But I want to transfer them to another host without killing them.

Oh. Well, that's easy. You need to lick your cat's butt and spit the worms into the butt of the new host. It's like how corporate DNA is shared in the workplace.

 

[Ichinisan]

How can you eradicate something non-lethally? I believe the dictionary definition of eradicate is "TO REMOVE OR DESTROY UTTERLY" where utterly means "completely and without qualification".

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/eradicate

Yup.

TO REMOVE OR ...

 

[Ichinisan]

Just sit ass to ass with your cat, they will all move over to you.

Bazinga!

Oh. Well, that's easy. You need to lick your cat's butt and spit the worms into the butt of the new host. It's like how corporate DNA is shared in the workplace.

Not looking forward to this. 🙁

 

[Ichinisan]

Hold a piece of bacon near the cat's ear, they will crawl out.

Did not work. Cat ate the bacon. Tapeworms absolutely loved it.

 

[waffleironhead]

Not looking forward to this. 🙁
Bazinga!

😱

 

[manimal]

bunch of red peppers but I dont know what that would do to the cat and you may have to have the cat wear a diaper.


btw if you do this and you film it I would definitely rep your post

 

[edro]

But I want to transfer them to another host without killing them.

It doesn't kill them, it just thins their cellular walls and they get digested.
Their souls live forever.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

/BAZINGA

 

[schmuckley]

Toluene tablets.err..capsules.
Be careful and measure dose according to weight.
Must not feed animal before administering.

No bazinga

 

[zinfamous]

why would u not want to kill those disgusting things

bazinga, bro