Non-Alcoholic Beer

[clicknext]

What's the point of that stuff? The times I've tried beer, it tasted pretty bad to me. What's the point if it doesn't even have any alcohol??

 

[jagec]

If you've drunk beer for decades and gotten to like the taste, but now your wife wants you to stop getting drunk so often.

Yeah, I don't really get it either.

 

[PatboyX]

yeah and people in AA arnt supposed to go near it anywho.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: clicknext
What's the point of that stuff? The times I've tried beer, it tasted pretty bad to me. What's the point if it doesn't even have any alcohol??

I have no idea clicknext

 

[lobadobadingdong]

I used to manage a convienience store, only 1 person ever bought the stuff, and came back in 20 min. pissed off because he bought the wrong beer.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
I used to manage a convienience store, only 1 person ever bought the stuff, and came back in 20 min. pissed off because he bought the wrong beer.

LMFAO!

Cheers lobadobadingdong :beer:

 

[kami333]

lol

I like it for when I want to enjoy the taste and socializing of beer but need to drive.

 

[MrAwesome]

I like it because it helps me to psychologically get revved up to hook up with a fat girl. Even though I know there is no alcohol in the beer, it helps to lessen my shame.

 

[JSang]

when you get it in a glass it LOOKS like beer?

 

[Falloutboy]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
I like it because it helps me to psychologically get revved up to hook up with a fat girl. Even though I know there is no alcohol in the beer, it helps to lessen my shame.

umm......why? have a couple shots of vodka you won't know she's fat

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: clicknext
What's the point of that stuff? The times I've tried beer, it tasted pretty bad to me. What's the point if it doesn't even have any alcohol??

Beer tastes pretty good.

Same with decaffinated coffe - what's the point?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
I used to manage a convienience store, only 1 person ever bought the stuff, and came back in 20 min. pissed off because he bought the wrong beer.

LMFAO!

Cheers lobadobadingdong :beer:

did you actually type out his user name, or did you copy and paste. fess up!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: clicknext
What's the point of that stuff? The times I've tried beer, it tasted pretty bad to me. What's the point if it doesn't even have any alcohol??

there is no point and its got .05% alch anyway

 

[Gurck]

I'd wager they owe more of their sales to accidents (people trying to buy regular beer but f*cking up) than intentional purchases. I don't see the point.

 

[ViRaLRuSh]

I :heart: Yuengling beer

 

[Hankysmoo]

My girlfriend's dad buys that stuff because he misses the taste of alcohol and his religion/way of life forbids it now.

 

[VWhed]

reminds me of the Beavis and Butt-Head where they bought some at a convienience store. I wonder if I still have that episode?

 

[ViRaLRuSh]

Originally posted by: VWhed
reminds me of the Beavis and Butt-Head where they bought some at a convienience store. I wonder if I still have that episode?

heh, it was funny, i remember it. They thought they were all manly and stuff after they drank it.

 

[Falloutboy]

Originally posted by: Hankysmoo
My girlfriend's dad buys that stuff because he misses the taste of alcohol and his religion/way of life forbids it now.

POOR POOR MORMON

he does know it still has some achole in it anyway

 

[PoPPeR]

haha that would suck if an underage teen drank non-alcoholic beer thinking it had no alcohol in it then got pulled over and randomly breathalized and the zero tolerance rule came into effect...

but yeah, I don't see the point either. I think someone needs to email a brewery

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: clicknext
What's the point of that stuff? The times I've tried beer, it tasted pretty bad to me. What's the point if it doesn't even have any alcohol??

it does have some alcohol, only it is guaranteed to be less than .05% or some really low threshold like that. but not everybody realized that.

i posted about this a few weeks ago. one of the reasons is to give an illusion for people who can't drink alcohol that they are drinking beer. although little that they know that they have been consuming alcohol anyway.

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
I like it because it helps me to psychologically get revved up to hook up with a fat girl. Even though I know there is no alcohol in the beer, it helps to lessen my shame.

there is alcohol in the "near beer" not much but if you could stomach it you can get bombed on it after like 50 or so of them