MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Disclaimer - This thread is not for flaming in. Make a parody of it or resurrect the dead threads where the initial Ownage took place. This is just for the nominations.
Nominations will be closed as of December 23rd, zero-hour (0000h, midnight) Eastern Standard Time. I'll create a thread with a poll only linking back to this one for the description (Maybe even a *gasp* sticky?) and that'll give us a week to decide who Teh WinnAr is!
Tentative Rules:
1) You cannot nominate yourself.
2) Links are highly suggested but not required, since sometimes the really brutal ownage gets deleted. If such is the case, member testimonials must be available.
3) ...
4) Profit?
--- Current Nominations ---
Victim: Nik
Owned by: Trygve
Thread: Show off your desk thread
Victim: WayneTek
Owned by: Group Effort - ATOT Collective
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1345156">How did you hold hands with a girl? (includes breakdown on date costs)
</a>
Victim: skywalker66
Owned by: Himself
Thread: Too numerous to mention.
Victim: Jehovah
Owned by: Evadman
Thread: I was hit in a traffic accident
Victim: Tweak155
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: Tweak 155 on the FS forum refuses to believe that ATI made a 9800 non pro
Victim: SoylentGreen / MailBoxHead
Owned by: Fausto
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1443950">Guys.. seriously.. dont ever.. ever.. never.. ever.. get married..
</a>
Victim: limsandy
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1420314">Another ebay asshole! (long story)
</a>
Victim: Aimster
Owned by: His girlfriend
Thread: Girlfriend (Edited)
Victim: kermalou
Owned by: dullard
Thread: another ticket...this time not my fault at all
Victim: Fox3a
Owned by: FS/T Trollhunters
Thread: I AM AGREEING TO TAKE BACK A 5900 I SOLD!!!!!!!
Victim: Daniel1113
Owned by: Mill
Thread: Does anyone here own an Audi S4?
Victim: Red
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: My mom buys a 12-pack everyday, we're thinking about getting her a keg-er-rator (spelling?)
Victim: virtualgames0
Owned by: MercenaryForHire, Viper GTS, and other people with OMG TEH SUPERHUMAN HEARING SKILLZ
Thread: Seriously, there is a no difference between 128kbps MP3s and CDs.
Victim: RossMAN
Owned by: ATOT and his horrible taste in TV shows
Thread: PSA: Family Guy & Top Gear are overrated
Victim: ndee
Owned by: warcrow the Real Person
Thread: Is warcrow another fake person?
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:beer:😀
- M4H
Nominations will be closed as of December 23rd, zero-hour (0000h, midnight) Eastern Standard Time. I'll create a thread with a poll only linking back to this one for the description (Maybe even a *gasp* sticky?) and that'll give us a week to decide who Teh WinnAr is!
Tentative Rules:
1) You cannot nominate yourself.
2) Links are highly suggested but not required, since sometimes the really brutal ownage gets deleted. If such is the case, member testimonials must be available.
3) ...
4) Profit?
--- Current Nominations ---
Victim: Nik
Owned by: Trygve
Thread: Show off your desk thread
Victim: WayneTek
Owned by: Group Effort - ATOT Collective
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1345156">How did you hold hands with a girl? (includes breakdown on date costs)
</a>
Victim: skywalker66
Owned by: Himself
Thread: Too numerous to mention.
Victim: Jehovah
Owned by: Evadman
Thread: I was hit in a traffic accident
Victim: Tweak155
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: Tweak 155 on the FS forum refuses to believe that ATI made a 9800 non pro
Victim: SoylentGreen / MailBoxHead
Owned by: Fausto
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1443950">Guys.. seriously.. dont ever.. ever.. never.. ever.. get married..
</a>
Victim: limsandy
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1420314">Another ebay asshole! (long story)
</a>
Victim: Aimster
Owned by: His girlfriend
Thread: Girlfriend (Edited)
Victim: kermalou
Owned by: dullard
Thread: another ticket...this time not my fault at all
Victim: Fox3a
Owned by: FS/T Trollhunters
Thread: I AM AGREEING TO TAKE BACK A 5900 I SOLD!!!!!!!
Victim: Daniel1113
Owned by: Mill
Thread: Does anyone here own an Audi S4?
Victim: Red
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: My mom buys a 12-pack everyday, we're thinking about getting her a keg-er-rator (spelling?)
Victim: virtualgames0
Owned by: MercenaryForHire, Viper GTS, and other people with OMG TEH SUPERHUMAN HEARING SKILLZ
Thread: Seriously, there is a no difference between 128kbps MP3s and CDs.
Victim: RossMAN
Owned by: ATOT and his horrible taste in TV shows
Thread: PSA: Family Guy & Top Gear are overrated
Victim: ndee
Owned by: warcrow the Real Person
Thread: Is warcrow another fake person?
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:beer:😀
- M4H