I hate those little clips. Good luck op.
This isn't the identical problem of the U14S, but there are a lot of decent fans available that still offer acceptable noise levels at their top-end, can be controlled thermally via PWM, and provide more airflow than the Noctua capability.
The fans on the NH-U12S are not the same as the fans on the D14.
The U12S has an NF-F12, which is in the top tier of performance/dB that you can find.
Are those your personal results from testing the viper?
Here's a round-up from some Tom's users:
http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/331629-28-cooling-roundup-2012
The 140mm Viper narrowly outperforms Noctua's NF-P14:
28/46 vs. 28/47 (idle/load)
But weighs in at 44 dB (rated for ~26) vs. Noctua's 36 (rated for ~20). I don't consider 44 dB to be particularly quiet, heck I don't even know if I'd describe 36 as "quiet", more like "not particularly loud".
There are some interesting numbers on restricted vs. unrestricted airflow, and the Viper performs VERY well on unrestricted airflow tests, and hits higher total airflow than the Noctua even in restricted tests, but I'm less interested in "total # of CFM" than I am in "delta T / dB".
Aside: The big winner of that round-up, in my book at least, is the Silverstone Air Penetrator. 28/47 idle/load and at <30 dB...Impressive!
That review did include results from both the 120 and 140mm Vipers, but they were kept separate, and the results I quoted were exclusively from the 140mm ones vs. the 140mm NF-P14.
It's certainly possible that the reviewers switched them, but taking a quick look at the respective results of the 120/140mm vipers, 90 CFM vs. 110 CFM in unrestricted airflow, that doesn't seem likely to me.
Just checking again the "Tom's Hardware Fan Roundup." This was a 2012 comparison, and the Akasa in the list was the 120mm model -- around 80+ CFM.
I think you overlooked something.
There are both 120mm and 140mm sections for every heading. The Akasa Viper shows up in both 120mm and 140mm variants on each list respectively.