Nobody wants this Halloween Candy

[2ndhandnews]

So I bought two bags of mini twix bars and I just realized it is nearly eleven at night here, and not one trick or treater came to my door!!!

For some reason this makes me feel lame, as though no one invited me to the prom.

 

[Regine]

You can send some over to me. I didn't have any candy today

 

[DAM]

i really like twix, send them to me too.





dam()

 

[convex]

seriously...trick or treat, i'll pay shipping

 

[Regine]

Damnit, Convex, I was here first.

 

[2ndhandnews]

You have to come and knock on my door and say trick or treat.

Here are the directions to my house: Go to California. Drive south. Look for the only house street where anyone is still awake. Look for the woman in the back yard smoking a cigarette. That will be me. Say, "Trick or treat!"

If you dress up like a bunny rabbit, I may even dump both bags into your greedy hands.

 

[DAM]

2nd: drive around to a shelter or give the candy to a friend that is a teacher, im sure kids will get the candy that way.








dam()

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

hey, 2nd, where are you in SoCal, I want some twix.


late.

TDP

 

[Ranger X]

Where are you? I'll come and you can pour all of it in my greedy hands.

 

[convex]

bah!

 

[c0pperas]

Hey, 2ndhandnews, long time no see! Know what you mean. We carved pumpkins, got all dressed up....for five whole trick-or-treaters. It's like getting invited to the prom, but by your cousin. (Of course, we live in the South, so it's not QUITE as big a stigma. )

 

[oldandquitemad]

I have a bucketful of unclaimed candy, but rules are rules.

You must wear silly clothing and actually knock on my door to get any of the candy.

My inventory includes 3 Musketeers bars (a personal favorite), M&Ms, and Nestle's Crunch bars.

First come, first served.