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"No Smoking" slogan. Please HELP

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MrCodeDude

Lifer
We have to do this "No Smoking" poster in English class. The current slogan I'll be using unless someone comes up with someone catchier or funnier is:
See <name> smoke
See <name> choke
See <name> croak.
-- mrcodedude
 
Smoking is for dummies.

Draw the crash test dummies with a cig in the mouth.

PS. I want half the booty if you win!!! 😀
 
Originally posted by: her209
Smoking is for dummies.

Draw the crash test dummies with a cig in the mouth.

PS. I want half the booty if you win!!! 😀
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We don't get a prize if we win, so that's why I don't get how it's a contest. My teacher ignored me when I asked the question.
-- mrcodedude
 
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: her209
Smoking is for dummies.

Draw the crash test dummies with a cig in the mouth.

PS. I want half the booty if you win!!! 😀
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Crash test dummies don't smoke!
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Duh, its supposed to be symbolic of the person who smokes.

"Smoking is for dummies." should be your slogan.
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
We have to do this "No Smoking" poster in English class. The current slogan I'll be using unless someone comes up with someone catchier or funnier is:
See <name> smoke
See <name> choke
See <name> croak.
-- mrcodedude
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You should do that but draw illistrations for each. Have a dog and his name be spot, and draw him smoking, choking, and croaking.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: her209
Smoking is for dummies.

Draw the crash test dummies with a cig in the mouth.

PS. I want half the booty if you win!!! 😀
Click to expand...

Crash test dummies don't smoke!
Click to expand...

Duh, its supposed to be symbolic of the person who smokes.

"Smoking is for dummies." should be your slogan.
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But CRASH TEST DUMMIES DON'T SMOKE!
 
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: her209
Smoking is for dummies.

Draw the crash test dummies with a cig in the mouth.

PS. I want half the booty if you win!!! 😀
Click to expand...

Crash test dummies don't smoke!
Click to expand...

Duh, its supposed to be symbolic of the person who smokes.

"Smoking is for dummies." should be your slogan.
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But CRASH TEST DUMMIES DON'T SMOKE!
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And that anti-smoking commercial aired like 10 years ago.
 
Originally posted by: Beast1284
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: her209
Smoking is for dummies.

Draw the crash test dummies with a cig in the mouth.

PS. I want half the booty if you win!!! 😀
Click to expand...

Crash test dummies don't smoke!
Click to expand...

Duh, its supposed to be symbolic of the person who smokes.

"Smoking is for dummies." should be your slogan.
Click to expand...

But CRASH TEST DUMMIES DON'T SMOKE!
Click to expand...

And that anti-smoking commercial aired like 10 years ago.
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Test Dummies didn't smoke 10 years ago either, idiot.
 
Originally posted by: eakers
winstons taste good like a cigarette should....
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This made me laugh because when I was a kid teachers actually got their panties in a bunch because it is grammatically incorrect. If I remember correctly it should have been "Winston tastes good as a cigarette should".
 
Make it something along the lines of, "If you're going to smoke, at least get high." Put a couple of marijuana leafs around it or something like that.

But that's still smoking!

But at least it's not smoking any of these!
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
How about:

See John smoke

See John exercise his rights

STFU up and let John smoke
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Yup. That is definitely a good one.

MrCodeDude, seriously, I'd use something like that just because it would be the last thing the teacher expected. Oh, and it's true as well, so that's always a good thing.
 
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