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No pickles, add lettuce

nick1985

nick1985

Lifer
Me: "I'd like 2 double cheeseburgers, no pickles but add lettuce"
BK: "It's extra for the lettuce, is that ok?"
Me: "But I'm saving you the pickles, isn't that an even wash?"
BK: "Sorry, it doesn't work like that"
Me: ... 🙁
 
How bout this. Theres this place "Miami Subs" down here. They bought up a bunch of places like Arther Trechers fish, and Kenny Rogers roasters. They have gyros so they've got Tzatziki (aka cucumber sauce)

So I order a super burger and ask for a cucumber sauce.

I get handed handfuls of ketchup and the fucking chumps want 35c for a cucumber sauce.

Why? "Well you don't have anything to eat the cucumber sauce with"

Who the fuck do they think they are telling me I HAVE to eat ketchup with my fries. I pulled a fire in the hole - luckily I hadn't paid yet.
 
yeah, what is fire in the hole? did you toss exploding kethcup packets at them?

Miami Subs is one of the greatest 2am drunk-off-your-ass dives. The one back home, that was their primary operating hours.
 
FWIW you might be seeing more of this in the short term. The screwy weather has caused a shitload of problems in the growing areas in California and Mexico. The cost of tomatoes has doubled in the last few weeks and lettuce has nearly quadrupled. A head of lettuce that cost .99 cents a month ago is nearing $4 now.
 
Oh a Fire in the Hole - is when you are either in the dining room, or the drive through window, and they gave you the soda already. (works best in the drive through).

You shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE", while pulling the straw out of the full soda and chucking it behind the counter.

You better run.

They gotta clean that shit up immediately or they are slip sliding on it all day and itll start to stick.
 
bobdole369 said:
Oh a Fire in the Hole - is when you are either in the dining room, or the drive through window, and they gave you the soda already. (works best in the drive through).

You shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE", while pulling the straw out of the full soda and chucking it behind the counter.

You better run.

They gotta clean that shit up immediately or they are slip sliding on it all day and itll start to stick.
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bobdole369 said:
Oh a Fire in the Hole - is when you are either in the dining room, or the drive through window, and they gave you the soda already. (works best in the drive through).

You shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE", while pulling the straw out of the full soda and chucking it behind the counter.

You better run.

They gotta clean that shit up immediately or they are slip sliding on it all day and itll start to stick.
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Why the fuck would you do that? :|
 
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