Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off"
Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.
- M4H
Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off"
Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.
- M4H
The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.
Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off"
Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.
- M4H
The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.
dont forget that have to change the name to something like sunshine flower fun and change all the weapons to be water guns where you get to water all the plants in the game.
Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off"
Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.
- M4H
The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.
dont forget that have to change the name to something like sunshine flower fun and change all the weapons to be water guns where you get to water all the plants in the game.
Originally posted by: NokiaDude
BUWHAHAH, proof that the GC is quickly becoming Dreamcast's twin!
Originally posted by: hypersonic5
It's sad how Sony and Microsoft have poisoned people's minds into thinking gamecube is a "kiddy" console. There are plenty of "mature" games on Gamecube such as Eternal Darkness, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil Rebirth, and a lot of multi-console games. People who think the Gamecube is "kiddy" need to grow the hell up and get their head out of their a$$e$. Sure, it's your opinion and you could say whatever you want, but think about what you are saying. Because of your immaturity in labeling a console(jesus christ it's just a freaking CONSOLE) "kiddy", Sony and MS are using you to advertise against Nintendo. Think about it. A console can't be "kiddy." Each system has it's share of family friendly games yet people only bash Nintendo for it. And why is this? Just look at the number of titles for PS2 and Xbox. They far outnumber Gamecube's library. Im sure if Nintendo had as many titles as Sony does, people would not label it "kiddy" because there would be a greater diversity in games. Too bad Nintendo will never get that kind of support because biased fanboys keep degrading the system, causing it to lag in sales and scare away developers.
Also, someone made a comment that Gamecube is becoming Dreamcast's twin. It would be a compliment for Gamecube to live up to the greatness of Dreamcast's awesome two-year run.
You've shown your stupidity time and time again in these console threads. Please remove your foot from your mouth and kick your own ass. There have been a number of M rated games for the GameCube this generation.Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off"
Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.
- M4H
Originally posted by: Vortex22
Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off"
Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.
- M4H
The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.
dont forget that have to change the name to something like sunshine flower fun and change all the weapons to be water guns where you get to water all the plants in the game.
Dude, I would totally buy that!
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