***NO Max Payne 2*** for GameCube on 12/5!????

ClownBear

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Xbox and PS2 is coming out with Max Payne 2 on December 5.

Does anyone know if it will come out for the Gamecube at a later date?...............Or is this another blow for the Gamecube and their decrease in good software titles?...........
 

ViRGE

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Rockstar/Remedy has never advertised MP2 as being on the GameCube(whereas they have for the PC, PS2, and Xbox), so I'm willing to wager that it won't be out for the GC at all.
 

Actaeon

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Not coming out for it. There's been nothing about it being released on Gamecube.
 
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Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off" :p

Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.

- M4H
 

slick230

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off" :p

Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.

- M4H

The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.
 

Ameesh

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Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off" :p

Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.

- M4H

The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.

dont forget that have to change the name to something like sunshine flower fun and change all the weapons to be water guns where you get to water all the plants in the game.
 

Vortex22

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off" :p

Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.

- M4H

The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.

dont forget that have to change the name to something like sunshine flower fun and change all the weapons to be water guns where you get to water all the plants in the game.

Dude, I would totally buy that!
:cool:
 

slick230

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off" :p

Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.

- M4H

The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.

dont forget that have to change the name to something like sunshine flower fun and change all the weapons to be water guns where you get to water all the plants in the game.

Ooh, yeah, I forgot the water guns. Good catch. :beer:
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: NokiaDude
BUWHAHAH, proof that the GC is quickly becoming Dreamcast's twin!

hey! i love my game cube!!1



i played mp2 on the comp..max settings everything (look @ rig)..hanlded the game fine...


anyways, gc's awesome!


everyone go buy gc and play viewtiful joe!!! so fun that game is!!!!!!!
 

NokiaDude

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You may love it but what was the latest game you've bought and haven't beaten 10 times? It's the truth, all we hear about is XBOX and PS2, does Nintendo even let out a word about their next gen console? NO! Because there most likely isn't going to be enough interest!!!!
 

MournSanity

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It's sad how Sony and Microsoft have poisoned people's minds into thinking gamecube is a "kiddy" console. There are plenty of "mature" games on Gamecube such as Eternal Darkness, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil Rebirth, and a lot of multi-console games. People who think the Gamecube is "kiddy" need to grow the hell up and get their head out of their a$$e$. Sure, it's your opinion and you could say whatever you want, but think about what you are saying. Because of your immaturity in labeling a console(jesus christ it's just a freaking CONSOLE) "kiddy", Sony and MS are using you to advertise against Nintendo. Think about it. A console can't be "kiddy." Each system has it's share of family friendly games yet people only bash Nintendo for it. And why is this? Just look at the number of titles for PS2 and Xbox. They far outnumber Gamecube's library. Im sure if Nintendo had as many titles as Sony does, people would not label it "kiddy" because there would be a greater diversity in games. Too bad Nintendo will never get that kind of support because biased fanboys keep degrading the system, causing it to lag in sales and scare away developers.



Also, someone made a comment that Gamecube is becoming Dreamcast's twin. It would be a compliment for Gamecube to live up to the greatness of Dreamcast's awesome two-year run.
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: hypersonic5
It's sad how Sony and Microsoft have poisoned people's minds into thinking gamecube is a "kiddy" console. There are plenty of "mature" games on Gamecube such as Eternal Darkness, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil Rebirth, and a lot of multi-console games. People who think the Gamecube is "kiddy" need to grow the hell up and get their head out of their a$$e$. Sure, it's your opinion and you could say whatever you want, but think about what you are saying. Because of your immaturity in labeling a console(jesus christ it's just a freaking CONSOLE) "kiddy", Sony and MS are using you to advertise against Nintendo. Think about it. A console can't be "kiddy." Each system has it's share of family friendly games yet people only bash Nintendo for it. And why is this? Just look at the number of titles for PS2 and Xbox. They far outnumber Gamecube's library. Im sure if Nintendo had as many titles as Sony does, people would not label it "kiddy" because there would be a greater diversity in games. Too bad Nintendo will never get that kind of support because biased fanboys keep degrading the system, causing it to lag in sales and scare away developers.



Also, someone made a comment that Gamecube is becoming Dreamcast's twin. It would be a compliment for Gamecube to live up to the greatness of Dreamcast's awesome two-year run.

hehe i have both consoles...both are great!

my friends have xbox and ps2..so don't need to get those...we just share consoles..
 

konichiwa

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"Because of your immaturity in labeling a console "kiddy," Sony and MS are using you to advertise against Nintendo"

bahahahaha

EDIT

whoa, timechange craziness! :D
 

DanTMWTMP

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oooof...daylight savings time pwned me just now...my qouted post of hypersonic is now up there :confused:


ACHK!!!! WHY IS MY POST UP HERE!!! LOL WTF

 
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off" :p

Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.

- M4H
You've shown your stupidity time and time again in these console threads. Please remove your foot from your mouth and kick your own ass. There have been a number of M rated games for the GameCube this generation.

By the way, that was a quality troll. Most impressive.:)
 

Ness

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Originally posted by: Vortex22
Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Max Payne himself personally looked at the developers mid-code and said "You put me on that purple lunchbox, and I'll blow your balls off" :p

Translation - Never gonna happen. Too much violence and profanity for the Big N.

- M4H

The only way it would be on Gamecube is if they changed all the characters to big headed, doe eyed cartoon people, and replaced the spoken dialog with cute little carton dialog bubbles. Buy a console made for preschoolers, play preschool games.

dont forget that have to change the name to something like sunshine flower fun and change all the weapons to be water guns where you get to water all the plants in the game.

Dude, I would totally buy that!
:cool:



So would all of Japan. In fact, those crazy-asses would declare that the best game ever.
 

jdini76

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This is why I have a PC and a Gamecube. For all the games I can't get for Gamecube, I can get for the PC.

Edit: I posted before I read the whole thread...I am not getting involved in this whole Gamecube console thing.
 

Maverick

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There's no way they'll have Max Payne 2 on GC. Rockstar isn't gonna go and make an editted version to remove all traces of the F word just so gamecube owners won't feel left out.
 

0roo0roo

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a game with a nude mona option is so not going to appear on nintendos console. they have a record of censoring games.