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No matter how bad your day is...be thankful you are not this guy

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Thought this was going to be the picture of the guy's head up an elephants ass.

EDIT: and LOL for no one wanting to touch him and help him out.
 
Well, I still dont care. I had a bad day (yesterday) and it will be a long time before I get it.

Started with the birds making noise outside my window at 4:40 in the fucking morning. Lost about an hour twenty to that. So I crawled out not fully rested and started a horrid day. Almost got killed 3 times while driving to a doctors office (fucking crazy DC assholes drive like they wanna kill someone), couldnt find a place to park and pretty sure the low hanging stuff in the parking garage scraped my roof. Wandered around a shitty neighborhood looking for the place. Got in, doctor spent about 2 minutes discussing the problem with me and then said "pee in the cup". Gave me the cup and ran off. I ask the nurse where the pee room is, she points it out. Its locked, some jackass in there making noise. I ask the lady if there is another restroom. She says no, they only have one. Even the staff has to use it. Whatever asshole was in there was taking his sweet fucking time. Bounced back and forth between the sink and the toilet at least times, based on the number of flushes I heard and the times I heard the sink running. By now I am hopping up and down on one leg. Finally the beautiful being comes out and do you know who it is? Thats right! THE FUCKING DOCTOR! I almost committed homicide right there, but had to go so bad I didnt care anymore.
Did my thing, went back for blood draw. Like so many times, the nurse took forever finding a good vein and left several practice holes on each of my arms.
Finally got out. On my trip back it only took an hour and a half instead of two hours and I only risked my life two times. Forgot to stop off at the school and check on my coat. OH, did I mention I left my fucking coat at school the night before? Yup, I did. It was a late night class, and there were no classes in that room on fridays, and the room had clearly not been cleaned by anyone cuz it was the exact same mess my shit head class mates had left the night before. Yet for some reason my jacket was not to be found. Soooooo, I could only guess the security grabbed it during their rounds. Went to security, asked if they picked up a jacket. They claimed "no" and even made a big show of digging in their box. Nothing. I was not happy. Cost me a hundred and twenty dollars. And it held a nice, fancy Fisher space pen which I only had a week. Knowing what I do about campus security I am pretty sure one of those fuckers had it. But of course, I'm sure if I asked to see the security cameras from last night and that morning, they would mysteriously be unavailable.

But that didnt happen until after the job interview, when I was still pissed.

First real job interview I had in two years, and it was a little more than I expected. Managed to push myself to arrive on time. But sat around anyway. Then the recruiter comes rushing out like a crazy bastard and rushes me in to the interview. Tells me there are 9 guys waiting to grill me and I need to get in, quick. Not expecting that at all but I am cool enough to deal with whatever comes my way.
Did not go too well. I dont think I dazzled them with my technical skills but they were not too interested in that anyway. It was more about HOW I answered the questions, and how I dealt with weird and abstract shit. Despite the unexpectedness and the shitty day, I actually think I did very well.
They let me go to talk about me behind my back. After a little bit the lead came back to me and said he didnt think I would be a good fit and they wouldn't hire me.
I was not exactly devastated at that point, cuz it fit in with my perfect day anyhow. And I knew it wasnt an easy job to get so I went in with realistic expectations.

Went out feeling crummy. Didnt see my favorite girl over at the local watering hole in fact no one has seen her for weeks, which is starting to move from depressing to disturbing. She's a social gal, and does lots of stuff. Why has no one had any contact with her for so long? Getting worried.
Went home feeling a tiny bit worse. Ordered a pizza to ease my pain. That was a huge, boring fiasco I wont relate cuz it will just make me angry. Suffice to say it took 3 hours to finnaly get and the only reason I didnt go get some food for myself is I was scared to leave the house at that point.



Granted, NONE of this compares to my first day in Kosovo or the day my dad died. But are you telling me the worst thing that happened to this asshole is he fell in shit?




FUCK HIM!
 
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