No I am not hiring and even if I were I wouldn't consider you!!

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
This is an example of the crap I've been getting...

Dear ******,

Kindly permit my enterance to your organisation

for the experience needed to accomplish my

goal.

Looking forward to hearing from you. I do not

have my resume handy right here, but will send it as

soon as you give the go ahead to do so.

Sincerely,

*******


Now what the hell am I supposed to think after reading that? What is his goal? Why would I want to give him the experience or permit him "enterance" to my organisation?

I bet this guy is foreign. I had a friend whose job was to review (make sure everything was complete) college applications at a major university. She told me that just about every foreign student from Asia would include letters like thes, basically begging for an admission. The letters were more "I beg you" and "Please let me", rather then "My qualifications include".

 

[amnesiac]

Oh man, I still need to scan in these resumes on my desk and post them. Some of them are fantastic.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: shinerburke
This is an example of the crap I've been getting...

Dear ******,

Kindly permit my enterance to your organisation

for the experience needed to accomplish my

goal.

Looking forward to hearing from you. I do not

have my resume handy right here, but will send it as

soon as you give the go ahead to do so.

Sincerely,

*******


Now what the hell am I supposed to think after reading that? What is his goal? Why would I want to give him the experience or permit him "enterance" to my organisation?

I bet this guy is foreign. I had a friend whose job was to review (make sure everything was complete) college applications at a major university. She told me that just about every foreign student from Asia would include letters like thes, basically begging for an admission. The letters were more "I beg you" and "Please let me", rather then "My qualifications include".

Yep....but not Asian....from his name I'm guessing he's from the Middle East.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: shinerburke
This is an example of the crap I've been getting...

Dear ******,

Kindly permit my enterance to your organisation

for the experience needed to accomplish my

goal.

Looking forward to hearing from you. I do not

have my resume handy right here, but will send it as

soon as you give the go ahead to do so.

Sincerely,

*******


Now what the hell am I supposed to think after reading that? What is his goal? Why would I want to give him the experience or permit him "enterance" to my organisation?

I bet this guy is foreign. I had a friend whose job was to review (make sure everything was complete) college applications at a major university. She told me that just about every foreign student from Asia would include letters like thes, basically begging for an admission. The letters were more "I beg you" and "Please let me", rather then "My qualifications include".

Yep....but not Asian....from his name I'm guessing he's from the Middle East.

No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Nayee-Nanajar. Nayeenanajar 😉

 

[filmmaker]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Send them to us. We need people badly.

Well... not people like the examples show. I'm sick of getting idiots (literally) that barely learn what we show them and then quit after two weeks.

 

[shimsham]

i had an app one time, and under salary desired, the chick put "at least minimum"😕

so ofcourse i hired her, and shes been the best worker weve had in years.