No Cougars for You...

BoomerD

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...ecause-middle-aged-women-might-161402778.html

New school can’t be Cougars because middle-aged women might be offended

Students at a new Utah high school are facing disappointment after their choice for a new school mascot was rejected for one of the strangest reasons possible: Board members deemed it might be seen as offensive to middle-aged women.
As reported by Salt Lake City Fox affiliate KTSU, Draper (Utah) Corner Canyon High announced its new mascot and school colors on Wednesday, with Canyons School District officials proclaiming that the school's teams will be called the Chargers, using a blue and white color scheme.
That's all fine and good except for the fact that the school's future student body -- which was given the opportunity to select its own future mascot -- had chosen to be the Cougars. With some 23 percent of the student vote, the Cougar choice was far preferred to other options, which included the Chargers, Diamondbacks, Falcons, Raptors, Broncos, Bears and Cavaliers.
The reason why the future student body gravitated toward Cougars is pretty clear: Area collegiate power BYU uses the Cougar as its mascot and enjoys an enormous fan base of area residents and those who follow the Mormon faith (BYU is a Mormon institution).
Still, the Canyons School Board refused to accept the Cougar as a mascot out of fear that it might offend older women. In the current edition of the Webster Dictionary, the second definition for cougar sights a slang terminology that refers to "a middle-aged woman seeking a romantic relationship with a younger man."
To say that the board's reaction to having a school play as the Cougars was a bit over the top is certainly an understatement, particularly when one considers the fact that BYU and a host of other high schools in Utah use the Cougar as their mascot. By pulling the right to pick their own mascot away, the school board turned what appeared to be a nice nod toward student self determination into a first overbearing act of a new administration that doesn't even exist yet. Appoint Dean Wormer as principal and the student rebellion will be ready to go by the first day of school.
More significantly, why would the board even offer "Cougars" as a potential mascot choice if it wasn't prepared to accept it? That lack of logic is positively baffling. Surely everyone could have saved themselves a lot of face if they simply had not allowed prospective students to choose to be the Cougars in the first place.
Of course, there's still plenty of time for the Canyons School Board to re-consider and give the students back their Cougars. Corner Canyon isn't scheduled to open until fall 2013, so the initial announcement of school colors and mascot was seen as a way to get positive attention for a project that remains on schedule.
Needless to say, it doesn't seem to have quite worked out that way.

What a lame decision. Utah has lots of cougars...the 4-legged kind. Someone is over-thinking this. Goofy fucking Mormons.
 

polarmystery

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How many brain cells does that school board have exactly? It can't be more than 5 or so...
 

ShawnD1

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It seems like more of an insult that someone would automatically assume cougar refers to middle aged women.


When someone cries about political correctness, it always seems like the person getting offended is the one who is the asshole. I remember a thread I made a while back saying that I hate poor people, and I described a bunch of things related to poor people. Everybody here in my area is white, so all of the poor people I'm talking about are white. Some racist hillbilly quotes me and says I'm racist because I'm referring to black people. wtf? I didn't say anything race because all of them are white. The offended asshole is the one assuming all poor people are black.
 

LookBehindYou

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Heh, I think the kids voted on cougars for the same reason the board rejected the name.

Still gay though.
 

BoberFett

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Board members deemed it might be seen as offensive to middle-aged women...

who are sleeping with players on the Cougars football team.

Middle aged women who don't chase young guys shouldn't be offended.
 

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i would think most middle aged women would like being called a cougar. it would mean they were still attractive enough to pick up younger people
 

Jeff7

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Whatever name they end up picking, it needs to be Google-bombed into something dirty.
 

BoomerD

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http://www.businessinsider.com/cons...r-liberals-across-the-country-2011-3#5-utah-6

#5 Utah

Conservative Identification: 47.3%
Republican Identification: 56.0%
Obama Disapproval Rating: 58.5%


In Wyoming, 53 percent of respondents self-identified as conservative, giving it the top spot.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20012413-503544.html

Mississippi came in a close second, also with 53 percent self-identified conservatives. The rest of the top 10 of conservatism, in descending order: Utah, South Dakota, Alabama, North Dakota, Idaho, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Nebraska and Louisiana. (In each of the last four states, 46 percent self-identified as conservative.)

http://www.gallup.com/poll/141677/wyoming-mississippi-utah-rank-conservative-states.aspx

Wyoming, Mississippi, Utah Rank as Most Conservative States
PRINCETON, N.J. -- A majority of Wyoming, Mississippi, and Utah residents identified as conservative rather than moderate or liberal during the first half of 2010, making these the most politically conservative states in the U.S. The District of Columbia had the greatest percentage of liberals, along with four New England states: Rhode Island, Connecticut, Vermont, and Massachusetts.
 

Zedtom

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The mindset is not exclusive to Utah. In Parker Colorado they wouldn't allow the new middle school to be named Parker Middle School because the initials would be PMS. :rolleyes:

In another school district, the students voted to name their school Springfield Elementary. That is, until someone heard that the students wanted to name it after Bart Simpson's school on the tv show The Simpsons.
 

ShawnD1

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In another school district, the students voted to name their school Springfield Elementary. That is, until someone heard that the students wanted to name it after Bart Simpson's school on the tv show The Simpsons.

This reminds me of the simpsons when it shows Death Row (jail) and under the name it says "not affilliated with Death Row Records" :D
 

natto fire

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i would think most middle aged women would like being called a cougar. it would mean they were still attractive enough to pick up younger people

Same here.

If they were trying to name their team the hags, dustcooches or something like that I could see the potential for offense.

So the obvious next step is to either convince everyone to stop calling Puma concolor a cougar, or to make them extinct.