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nixium's 5-day "fun" workout log

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nixium

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Original thread here: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2088647

As mentioned, I wanted to do a program that teaches new skills, focuses on all round development (strength, agility, balance, posture) and is most of all, fun.

The original thread was supposed to be my journal, but since I didn't know how exactly to modify thread titles, and am also interested in trying some shameless self - promotion, this thread shall henceforth be my workout log. Besides, its not like ATHF is splitting at the seams with new threads, unlike the quagmire that is OT with most threads being advanced brainfarts.

I initially started out with a solid 5 day planned program, but it's a little problematic in terms of schedule to implement. I think the first few weeks will be 5 days of workouts, not necessarily in the perfect order I had thought of in my original thread. Anyway here goes:

== Week 1 ==

Mon: 1 - Swim day - I wish I'd thought of this a good deal earlier! I haven't been to the pool in a while and this was crazy fun. Sure, I choked a gallon of water, reeked of chlorine, and could barely climb the stairs to my apartment when it was done, but boy was it fun.

Tue: skip. My evening was occupied with getting stuff from Ikea. Some heavy lifting involved, but a bunch of fries involved too. Hope they cancel out, at least partially.

Wed: Weights day! Here's my plan:

Squats: Instead of doing weighted squats, I've decided to do the following program:

http://www.twohundredsquats.com/week1.html

not all the way to 200 though; I'm going to work up to 50 - 75 squats.

So here goes:

Squats: 40, bodyweight
Leg Press: 2x8 200
Chins 10 x 1 -> 30 sec intervals, jumping to the bar and lowering myself to a count of 5.
Barbell Bench Press 2x8 ... 85
Dbb Inclince Bench press 2x8 .. 60
Hanging leg raises 2x15
Crunches 2x15

20-minute run.

Thoughts:

* Bodyweight squat program sucks. I like squats, but it's mind numbingly boring to do anything more than 20. I'll just get back to the regular barbell program next week.
* The leg press is a bunch of bollocks. Granted, I'm not utterly untrained, but 200 lbs?! I could've probably pushed to 250 and higher; 2x8 left me barely breaking a sweat. Substituting with lunges next time.

Thursday: I didn't do the martial arts as planned, because I had to help someone move. During the course of the move, I came to the painful realization of exactly how out of shape I was, and why it's a bad idea to do two full body routines on consecutive days.

Friday: Rest.

Saturday. An unpleasant combination of running/jogging and walking for 4 miles. Good news: done by the beach, full of babes. Bad news: constantly intimidated by shirtless, sculpted, sunglassed, alpha male types effortlessly breezing past my panting, plodding, sweat-soaked self.

Sunday. Rest.
 
== Week 2 ==

Monday. Swim. I can't believe how much I'm taking to the water. Wish I was good enough to swim in the ocean - maybe a month from now? I'm planning to take surfing classes before the summer is out. Must tone down enthusiasm - was so excited about swim hour that went in my trunks and forgot change of clothes. Much waiting in the locker room for trunks to dry before I could get back home.

Tuesday. Workout.

Squats - 2x10, empty bar, superb form. I was finally able to feel the 'bounce' that Ripptoe keeps blathering about for like two pages in the SS book. Lower back didn't cuss me out, so I think I can sneak up some more weight.
Lunges - 2x8, 40. It's intriguing comparing this to the leg press. I'm able to do roughly 1/5th of what I leg pressed last week before my thighs turn into jelly. Let this serve as a warning to other noobs out there: Those machines are horribly, horribly deceptive.
Chins: 2x10. Still lowering myself, though I *almost* pulled myself up on the first one. Ugly calluses forming on hands, but girl I'm dating claims calluses are manly and sexy. Wish I hadn't trashed receipt for the cool, but apparently sissy lifting gloves I got from Modell's.
BP. 2x8, 90.
Dbb Incline: 2x8, 60
Hanging leg raises: 2xF, 12
Cruches 2xF, 15

Wed. Decided to try out adult hip hop classes at a local school. It was in some sort of arts building. The entire place was shrouded in darkness when I visited. After much stumbling in the dark desperately trying to listen to any sound that would remotely resemble hip hop, abandoned search.

Thu. I tried an MMA class at the local gym. So called 'warmups' almost makes me faint, yet again a reminder of how horribly out of shape I am. It was a BJJ class, so they taught basic grappling moves. Struggled to restrain laughter at the unintentional homo erotica of the art, especially when instructor pontificated on how awesome it was to be "on top" where he could do "anything he wanted" to the guy whose chest he was straddling. Was spared grinding the other big sweaty beginner guy when 40-yr old picked me for her tumbling partner. Almost said she could "top me anytime, baby"; congratulated myself for restraint when she did top me and have my arms and some part of my legs twisted in a painful pretzel. BJJ seems a very useful art, but I think I'm gonna get me some punching and kicking first.

Fri. This was supposed to be gym day, but my company had a picnic and we ended up playing ping pong, bball and softball. Had my ass kicked in the first two; did reasonably well at softball.

Sat. Two miles walking.

Sun. Sweet, sweet rest.

Summary: Another awesome 'fun workout' week, but I still haven't gotten into the dance part yet.

Question for my 50-odd, thus far silent readers: what do you think of Zumba? My gym is offering classes. I saw the end of one just before getting into the MMA class, and it was absolutely full of women. Have any of you guys tried it? I want more than a workout; I actually want to get some coordination so that I can dance better at clubs and other places.
 
To answer your question about Zumba: my girlfriend hated it. She was a ballet and hip-hop dancer and she said it resembled nothing like dance. It's kinda like an awkward rhythmic step class. The way she talked about it, I don't think it will actually improve your dance skills. It can't hurt to try it once though, especially if it's free.
 
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