ninja question about "The Last Samurai"

[Malladine]

Musashi > Bruce Lee > Guyver > Fist of the North Star > HadooKen > Yayayayaya > anal leakage > pirates

 

[Spike]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Well the ninjas failed because they didn't try to rip anyones heads off with their bare hands. I mean come on, that is the true sign of Real Ultimate Power, that and flipping out.

Lol, you mean like the dudes from the 13th Warrior? They flipped out and tore heads off...

IMO Clone troopers/Storm troopers > Guns > Ninja > Pirates > Tom Cruise

Sure they can't hit anything individually but they come in larg groups and blanket an area with fire... plus they can do the whole planetary bombardment thing 😉

-spike

 

[kage69]

Ninjas were often used to assassinate Daimyos and Hatamotos, much like contemporary political figures.

Now that's funny...

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: preslove
This thread rules 😀

ps The Last Samurai is horrible, only losers like it.

WTF?!?!? Are you high?

No. I would have to be REALLY high to like that movie. Wait, I couldn't inebriate myself to that point, I would pass out first.

 

[erikistired]

drunken pirates would not only kill the ninja and the ninja lovers in this thread, they'd probably kill the pirate lovers because well, they are drunken pirates. what do they care? how can you top that?

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: fisher
drunken pirates would not only kill the ninja and the ninja lovers in this thread, they'd probably kill the pirate lovers because well, they are drunken pirates. what do they care? how can you top that?

exactly!

 

[StageLeft]

The best ninjas don't even move. They stay in meditation in mountain top villas, guarded by orangutans, and kill their enemies using their minds.

 

[Spike]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
The best ninjas don't even move. They stay in meditation in mountain top villas, guarded by orangutans, and kill their enemies using their minds.

Oh man, I don't know why but I totally cracked up at that post... not such a good thing in a cubical farm 😉

-spike

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Spike

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Well the ninjas failed because they didn't try to rip anyones heads off with their bare hands. I mean come on, that is the true sign of Real Ultimate Power, that and flipping out.

Lol, you mean like the dudes from the 13th Warrior? They flipped out and tore heads off...

IMO Clone troopers/Storm troopers > Guns > Ninja > Pirates > Tom Cruise

Sure they can't hit anything individually but they come in larg groups and blanket an area with fire... plus they can do the whole planetary bombardment thing 😉

-spike

pff.. you just had to ruin it by bringing in unrealistic characters.

Anyway,

BigFoot > *

 

[Modeps]

You want innaccuracy? Watch "The Last Dragon", aint no way that guy could have caught a bullet in his teeth!

When I axe you, "Who is da mastah?" you've gotsta say "SHO-NUFF"!

 

[Malladine]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt

Originally posted by: fisher
drunken pirates would not only kill the ninja and the ninja lovers in this thread, they'd probably kill the pirate lovers because well, they are drunken pirates. what do they care? how can you top that?

exactly!

Oh, I see the problem. You're confusing robots of doom (re: version 1 robot from the incredibles) with drunken human males.

 

[ribbon13]

I have to agree, Miyamoto Musashi would kick every pirates ass. Cuz he's a cheat! ^^

 

[kage69]

Hey now, Mushashi ryu nito kenjutsu doesn't cheat.

It just capitalizes on the perceptions of stupid people, smashes their faces into windshields, then takes their mothers out to seafood dinners and never calls them back!

 

[James3shin]

hmm...Ninjas w/Guns>ALL?

 

[bondboy]

Originally posted by: Modeps
You want innaccuracy? Watch "The Last Dragon", aint no way that guy could have caught a bullet in his teeth!

When I axe you, "Who is da mastah?" you've gotsta say "SHO-NUFF"!

Hey, that guy was my hero! Bruce LeRoy r0x!

 

[Mo0o]

I saw some show on Ninjutsu on the History channel and it said the Ninjas trained to combat the samurai by using tactics and weapons that adapt to the samurai and their katana.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Triumph
I liked Last Samurai.

oh btw blacks > crackers

That's right.

. . .did I miss something? 😕

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: preslove
This thread rules 😀

ps The Last Samurai is horrible, only losers like it.

WTF?!?!? Are you high?

No. I would have to be REALLY high to like that movie. Wait, I couldn't inebriate myself to that point, I would pass out first.

too bad great movie... your taste in movies sucketh.. would you prefer fried green tomatoes or whats eating gilbert grape maybe? or even the Bridges of madison county?

turn in man card at the door..

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Spike

Originally posted by: Skoorb
The best ninjas don't even move. They stay in meditation in mountain top villas, guarded by orangutans, and kill their enemies using their minds.

Oh man, I don't know why but I totally cracked up at that post... not such a good thing in a cubical farm 😉

-spike

Orangutans are bad ass. They are the orange apes of fury.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Spike

Originally posted by: Skoorb
The best ninjas don't even move. They stay in meditation in mountain top villas, guarded by orangutans, and kill their enemies using their minds.

Oh man, I don't know why but I totally cracked up at that post... not such a good thing in a cubical farm 😉

-spike

Orangutans are bad ass. They are the orange apes of fury.

Orangutans have nothing on Chimps.

They'll rip your nuts off!

 

[UbiSunt]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: Spike

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Well the ninjas failed because they didn't try to rip anyones heads off with their bare hands. I mean come on, that is the true sign of Real Ultimate Power, that and flipping out.

Lol, you mean like the dudes from the 13th Warrior? They flipped out and tore heads off...

IMO Clone troopers/Storm troopers > Guns > Ninja > Pirates > Tom Cruise

Sure they can't hit anything individually but they come in larg groups and blanket an area with fire... plus they can do the whole planetary bombardment thing 😉

-spike

pff.. you just had to ruin it by bringing in unrealistic characters.

Anyway,

BigFoot > *

Tom Cruise's characters?