ninja question about "The Last Samurai"

[FoBoT]

in the movie "The Last Samurai" as spring is coming , some ninjas attack the village and try to kill Katsumoto

is that historically accurate for the time/circumstances? were ninjas used to assasinate samurai?

 

[ribbon13]

Ninjas were often used to assassinate Daimyos and Hatamotos, much like contemporary political figures.

 

[hevnsnt]

and be all stupid when they were doing it.

Pirates rule.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
and be all stupid when they were doing it.

Pirates rule.

so you think pirates would have been successful against Katsumoto and tom cruise?
hmmm................

 

[BigJ]

Pirates > Samurai > * > Ninjas

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
and be all stupid when they were doing it.

Pirates rule.

so you think pirates would have been successful against Katsumoto and tom cruise?
hmmm................

Have you ever fought a drunken pirate?

 

[FlyLice]

Guns > Swords
Pirates > Ninja/Samurai

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
and be all stupid when they were doing it.

Pirates rule.

so you think pirates would have been successful against Katsumoto and tom cruise?
hmmm................

Have you ever fought a drunken pirate?

nope, nor have i fought ninjas, drunken or otherwise

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
and be all stupid when they were doing it.

Pirates rule.

so you think pirates would have been successful against Katsumoto and tom cruise?
hmmm................

Have you ever fought a drunken pirate?

nope, nor have i fought ninjas, drunken or otherwise

Well Ninjas don't drink, they TRY to kill people, and then Pirates come along and get drunk.

 

[Malladine]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
and be all stupid when they were doing it.

Pirates rule.

what, are you on crack?

 

[preslove]

This thread rules 😀

ps The Last Samurai is horrible, only losers like it.

 

[icejunkie]

clearly Johnny Depp wins this thread.

 

[Semidevil]

bruce Lee > Katsumoto & Tom Cruise.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: FlyLice
Guns > Swords
Pirates > Ninja/Samurai

Guns? Pa-sha!

Rocket propelled grenades > Small ballistic fire-arms

What about Wako? Ninja-pirates!

 

[UbiSunt]

You know what's cooler than pirates; if the pirates were named Boo Radley and rode flaming sharks!

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: icejunkie
clearly Johnny Depp wins this thread.

Nope, Steven Seagal wins this thread.

 

[icejunkie]

Originally posted by: UbiSunt
You know what's cooler than pirates; if the pirates were named Boo Radley and rode flaming sharks!

when you pronunce Boo Radley in Hebrew it means "Come go down on me." Honest!

 

[Baked]

Tom Cruise 100x > Johnny Depp

 

[ribbon13]

Maddox > Johnny Depp * Tom Cruise

 

[UbiSunt]

Mockingbird>pirates>ninjas>samurai>...>Calpurnia>scout>dog poop>Tom Cruise

 

[icejunkie]

Originally posted by: ribbon13
Maddox > Johnny Depp * Tom Cruise

This is true. I forgot about him.

 

[Triumph]

I liked Last Samurai.

oh btw whites > asians.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: preslove
This thread rules 😀

ps The Last Samurai is horrible, only losers like it.

WTF?!?!? Are you high?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Well the ninjas failed because they didn't try to rip anyones heads off with their bare hands. I mean come on, that is the true sign of Real Ultimate Power, that and flipping out.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Triumph
I liked Last Samurai.

oh btw blacks > crackers

That's right.