OutHouse
Lifer
The Staff Meeting
The boss called a spontaneous staff meeting in
the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered,
the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."
Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use
past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created
a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone.
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
The boss called a spontaneous staff meeting in
the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered,
the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."
Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use
past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created
a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone.
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
