Well, its 4:30 AM pacific time, and I have no life.
The boogeyman wont let me go to sleep. I've told him a hundred times I'm not interested in mutilation but he keeps bothering me.
My buddies and I were supposed to go out shooting yesterday at lunch. I rented a bunch of 22's and a lane at a range. Then the bastards ditched me. Probably to go find nookie in Bakersfield. They tapped out the local town.
I can find nookie in Bakersfield too!
One time I met this cute little texas girl. Well, she claimed to be from texas, but (as per my standard procedure) I didnt ask check her I.D.
She's blonde, about 4'10" and horribly cute. The kind of cute that you just wanna surround with kittens and sunshine.
We were having a great time, chatting and occasionally giving each other "that" look.
But then I ran out of tens and she had to go back up on stage. I tried not to be heart broken, but it will take some time.
(Incidentally, her name is Trinity and she works at the Teaser Pleaser on Buck Owens road.)
Guys?
I'M SO LONELY! 🙁
I need my OT friends back.
Can I please, PLEASE come back to Night Crew?
I'll be good this time, I SWEAR!