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chrisms

Diamond Member
Mar 9, 2003
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Nigerian crew does the sucking almost as much as the night crew does that same sucking
 
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QuitBanningMe

Banned
Mar 2, 2005
5,038
2
0
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
be posting you this huge fund transfer opportunity that
will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.

However, I am Fredtam BannedTroll QuitBanningMe,the personal
attorney to the late Engr. Suk Hun Wufei flody, a Citizen of
Japan, who used to work with Nigerian National
Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC).

On the 26th of August 2003, my client,his wife and
their three were involved in a fatal house explossion at
Nigerian National Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC)
quaters Lagos.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives including
other people in the premises.Since then I have made
several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any
of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved successful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any
member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
and property left behind by my client since I have no
place to locate any of his relatives. I can easily
convince the bank with my legal practice that you are
the only surviving relation of my client.Otherwise the Estate he
left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, My late client had an account with one
of the banks in Republic of Ghana valued at about
US$9.3Million (Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars) which I witness the
documentations and the documents are with me.

Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin to my client since I have been unsuccesfull in
locating the relatives.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$9.3Million (Nine Million
Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) will be paid into
your account and then you and I can share the money. 55% to me and 40%
to you,while 5% should be for expenses,tax as your government may require.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me by return email .

Yours Faithfully,

Fredtam BannedTroll QuitBanningMe

N.B. Please indicate your telephone, social security number, home address , date of birth and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
 
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QuitBanningMe

Banned
Mar 2, 2005
5,038
2
0
Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: chrisms
Nigerian crew does the sucking almost as much as the night crew does that same sucking
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:thumbsdown:
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Yeah, wtf is he thinking? Nobody can suck even remotely close to as much as the night crew sucks.
 
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amol

Lifer
Jul 8, 2001
11,680
3
81
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
be posting you this huge fund transfer opportunity that
will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.

However, I am Fredtam BannedTroll QuitBanningMe,the personal
attorney to the late Engr. Suk Hun Wufei flody, a Citizen of
Japan, who used to work with Nigerian National
Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC).

On the 26th of August 2003, my client,his wife and
their three were involved in a fatal house explossion at
Nigerian National Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC)
quaters Lagos.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives including
other people in the premises.Since then I have made
several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any
of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved successful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any
member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
and property left behind by my client since I have no
place to locate any of his relatives. I can easily
convince the bank with my legal practice that you are
the only surviving relation of my client.Otherwise the Estate he
left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, My late client had an account with one
of the banks in Republic of Ghana valued at about
US$9.3Million (Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars) which I witness the
documentations and the documents are with me.

Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin to my client since I have been unsuccesfull in
locating the relatives.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$9.3Million (Nine Million
Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) will be paid into
your account and then you and I can share the money. 55% to me and 40%
to you,while 5% should be for expenses,tax as your government may require.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me by return email .

Yours Faithfully,

Fredtam BannedTroll QuitBanningMe

N.B. Please indicate your telephone, social security number, home address , date of birth and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
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it's supposed to be in ALL CAPS! :p
 
Q

QuitBanningMe

Banned
Mar 2, 2005
5,038
2
0
Yours Faithfully,

Fredtam BannedTroll QuitBanningMe

N.B. Please indicate your telephone, social security number, home address , date of birth and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
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it's supposed to be in ALL CAPS! :p[/quote]

:D I suck at teh 419s.:(
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
23,454
41
91
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
be posting you this huge fund transfer opportunity that
will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.

However, I am Fredtam BannedTroll QuitBanningMe,the personal
attorney to the late Engr. Suk Hun Wufei flody, a Citizen of
Japan, who used to work with Nigerian National
Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC).

On the 26th of August 2003, my client,his wife and
their three were involved in a fatal house explossion at
Nigerian National Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC)
quaters Lagos.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives including
other people in the premises.Since then I have made
several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any
of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved successful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any
member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
and property left behind by my client since I have no
place to locate any of his relatives. I can easily
convince the bank with my legal practice that you are
the only surviving relation of my client.Otherwise the Estate he
left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, My late client had an account with one
of the banks in Republic of Ghana valued at about
US$9.3Million (Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars) which I witness the
documentations and the documents are with me.

Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin to my client since I have been unsuccesfull in
locating the relatives.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$9.3Million (Nine Million
Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) will be paid into
your account and then you and I can share the money. 55% to me and 40%
to you,while 5% should be for expenses,tax as your government may require.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me by return email .

Yours Faithfully,

Fredtam BannedTroll QuitBanningMe

N.B. Please indicate your telephone, social security number, home address , date of birth and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
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I'd like to help...so what...do you need my email address or should I just post it here?
 
Q

QuitBanningMe

Banned
Mar 2, 2005
5,038
2
0
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I'd like to help...so what...do you need my email address or should I just post it here?[/quote]
Post it here:p
Why does that never work? I want a 419 trophy but everytime I respond I get ignored. :confused:

 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
23,454
41
91
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
.
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I'd like to help...so what...do you need my email address or should I just post it here?
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Post it here:p
Why does that never work? I want a 419 trophy but everytime I respond I get ignored. :confused:

[/quote]

Can you send the money via Western Union?
 
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jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
24,442
6
81
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
be posting you this huge fund transfer opportunity that
will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.
...
N.B. Please indicate your telephone, social security number, home address , date of birth and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
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LOL, you've even got the right avatar.

They should change the description of that avatar to nigerian_scammer.
 
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SynthDude2001

Lifer
Mar 19, 2003
18,289
2
71
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
be posting you this huge fund transfer opportunity that
will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.
...
N.B. Please indicate your telephone, social security number, home address , date of birth and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
Click to expand...

LOL, you've even got the right avatar.

They should change the description of that avatar to nigerian_scammer.
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lmao :D
 
Q

QuitBanningMe

Banned
Mar 2, 2005
5,038
2
0
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
be posting you this huge fund transfer opportunity that
will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.
...
N.B. Please indicate your telephone, social security number, home address , date of birth and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
Click to expand...

LOL, you've even got the right avatar.

They should change the description of that avatar to nigerian_scammer.
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Racist mothefvcker:p
 
forrestroche

forrestroche

Senior member
Apr 25, 2005
529
7
81
Originally posted by: jagec
[...Nigeria has made great strides in racial progress, why last election they even voted in a black president!
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Yes, but as Adewale, the new president, points out, there's still a long way to go: "a shocking 50 percent of our nation's blacks earn an income below the national average."
 
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QuitBanningMe

Banned
Mar 2, 2005
5,038
2
0
Originally posted by: forrestroche
Originally posted by: jagec
[...Nigeria has made great strides in racial progress, why last election they even voted in a black president!
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Yes, but as Adewale, the new president, points out, there's still a long way to go: "a shocking 50 percent of our nation's blacks earn an income below the national average."
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They must not be reporting the income frome the scams.;)
 
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gigapet

Lifer
Aug 9, 2001
10,005
0
76
holla back yo i got 75$0000000 beliellziilllion dollars for you....just mail me 11 g's to open a bank account so i can wire the loot to you.

holllaaaaaaaa
 
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