*bell rings* OK, school's in session. What's wrong with her? Would I hit it? Answers to those questions follow this sentence.
1. Would I hit it?
No. WHY? B/C of #2.
2. What's wrong with her?
Answer:
a. Child of a superstar which led to
b. Too much drugs
c. Too much booze
d. Too much getting banged like a screen door in a windstorm while under the influence of b & c.
e. Bulimia much? Hell yeah.
f. Final score = Stretched out, skanked out, hoed out, got more issues than the history room at the New York Times, pretzel-skinny nasty ho-bag freakazoid. I would happily pick up a cute chubby chick in a bar and bag it before I'd get anywhere NEAR this skank!
/QFT (<--werd)