I wonder if this would work:
<< Dear Anand,
You don't know me, but I read your forums daily. If you would be so kind as to buy me this car, I promise to crack for RC5 for team Anandtech for the rest of my life. I will also give you my soul, however it is currently being leased by Microsoft so there will be a 6-8 week waiting period. Feel free to PM me to negotiate further.
-Pretender >>
I want this car. I really want this car. I don't have a license yet but I want this damn car.