Originally posted by: konichiwa
I always enjoyed it when I was a bit pished and nothing else was on at three in the morning :beer:
Matthew: So what part of Africa ya' from?
Catherine: Shut up, Matthew
Matthew: Seriously, say something in African
Catherine: Shut the f....
Lisa: Dave, tell me your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Dave: Oh, no.
Lisa: Oh, come on! You can tell me.
Dave: No, it's too embarrassing.
Lisa: Come on, please?
Dave: Oh, OK. Ever since I was 14 years old, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...
Lisa: That's very cute.
Dave: ...with a space prostitute.
Dave: Bill, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?"
Bill: Dave, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?"
Bill: It's like my father used to say: "When I was a child I thought as a child and spoke as a child, but when I became a man I took that child out back and had him shot."
Originally posted by: anxi80
loved this show. r.i.p. phil hartman (bill mcneill)
i, ouf course will be picking up this dvd. i heard about it a couple weeks ago...if you go here, they show the cover and menu shots of it.
edit: added link
Mr. James: I wanted a house just like Xanadu, but without a dorky name.
Lisa: So what did you call it?
Mr. James: Fort Awesome.
Mr. James: I like parties. You like a good party Joe?
Joe: That's why I went to college Mr. James. That's also why I flunked out.
Mr. James: Yeah, me too. But hey, I didn't finish college and I'm a billionaire, and you're...what do you do?
Joe: I'm an electrician.
Mr. James: Well...things were different in my day.
[Matthew returns from his trip to Japan and gives Bill a Hello Kitty backpack...]
Bill: Mathew, I can't accept this.
Matthew: Oh no!...Why?
Bill: Because I'm neither 16 years old, Japanese or a girl...
5 seasons. 97 total episodes. season 1 & 2 consist of 28 episodes.Originally posted by: Broohaha
gret show. how many seasons were there?
Originally posted by: mugsywwiii
Only 3 discs for two seasons? How many episodes?
gret show. how many seasons were there?
Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
his mom used to make his sandwiches one month in advance![]()