NEWS coverage in my head about myself

[Mixolydian]

That's the same part of the brain that assigns agency to stuff, you know, the religious part. We talk to animals even though they don't talk back or understand language. Atheists do this and they think they've had victory over their religious brains, yet there they are, talking to fucking cats and dogs.

wat.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Do you get this?

Thankfully, no.

 

[z1ggy]

That's the same part of the brain that assigns agency to stuff, you know, the religious part. We talk to animals even though they don't talk back or understand language. Atheists do this and they think they've had victory over their religious brains, yet there they are, talking to fucking cats and dogs.

My dog understands me. :Colbert:

When I saw paw, damnit, that dog gives me her paw!

 

[moonbogg]

My dog understands me. :Colbert:

When I saw paw, damnit, that dog gives me her paw!

All day-erry day-all day-erry day, toss a bone, let em play, all day-erry day.

 

[Grooveriding]

I get the play by play done by football commentators calling out my great works.

*a nugget has emerged.... and... it's in -splash-* *now here comes the big log... it's coming... it's coming* -huge splash - 'GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1z6Stx_MFw

 

[z1ggy]

All day-erry day-all day-erry day, toss a bone, let em play, all day-erry day.

Did you make that up, or the news caster in your head?

 

[moonbogg]

I get the play by play done by football commentators calling out my great works.

*a nugget has emerged.... and... it's in -splash-* *now here comes the big log... it's coming... it's coming* -huge splash - 'GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1z6Stx_MFw

Yes, its kind of like that. Lots of drama, lots of emotion, lots of envy and enthusiasm. A true spectator sport.

 

[Ruptga]

Today on ATOT: Moonbogg washes down some shrooms with a fifth, ponders own humanity and cosmic insignificance.

 

[moonbogg]

Today on ATOT: Moonbogg washes down some shrooms with a fifth, ponders own humanity and cosmic insignificance.

LOL. This is why I fucking love you. RUPTGA!!!

 

[Ruptga]

I'm a little jealous, actually. I wish I could afford some shrooms and a fifth.

 

[Red Squirrel]

My actual act of pooping does not make the news, but the results of it do. "Breaking news: sewage plant overloaded and dumping excess directly into river again. Is the water treatment infrastructure in need of an upgrade, is council doing enough to secure funds for these upgrades? More at 10. And now the weather."

 

[moonbogg]

My actual act of pooping does not make the news, but the results of it do. "Breaking news: sewage plant overloaded and dumping excess directly into river again. Is the water treatment infrastructure in need of an upgrade, is council doing enough to secure funds for these upgrades? More at 10. And now the weather."

Canada.