Newegg is branching out into new markets.

[Jeff7]

:shocked:

 

[tasmanian]

Love the reviews.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: tasmanian
Love the reviews.

hahahhaa

yeah

Cons: Rendered me obsolete

hahaha

 

[schneiderguy]

In for two.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

newegg, i'm very disappointed in you. reviews are hilarious, tho.

 

[CatchPhrase]

lmao

 

[Vette73]

"Cons: Think I may be using this wrong. I read the reviews about how quickly people climax with this and bought it. However, all this does it make my nuts hurt like hell. It vibrates my junk until I feel like a Epileptic Portuguese Circus Midget has tap danced on my man bits for a fortnight. Am thinking about retuning it and moving back to Brazil."

"Cons: Rendered me obsolete"

"Cons: as soon as it was unwrapped she laughed at it and didn?t think I was serious.
Worst mothers day ever"

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

are these reviews for real, or did everyone play a joke on newegg?

 

[lupi]

wow

 

[richardycc]

the funny thing is that those reviews are legit...

did you see that line 'This user purchased this item from Newegg' :Q

 

[tyler811]

Pros: I bought this for my g/f but end up using it myself! I like how its very soft and gentle. The cord is a good length but I could see needing an extension if you were going to use it in bed.

Cons: My g/f says its a bit too much for her so she doesn't really use it. I tried using it as a back massager but it didn't really hit the spot. I have another massager from brookstone that does a much better job. The surface area just isn't big enough to use as a regular massager.

Other Thoughts: It seems I have more cons than pros but I am learning to love this toy in new interesting ways... It has potential

 

[tyler811]

Pros: Works as intended. New Egg's price is the best and the shipping was speedy.

Cons: This is the third one I have bought. Every time I let a girl borrow it, I never get it back

Last post on this but this is just too funny

 

[njdevilsfan87]

I remember reading one about a Corsair PSU that went something like:

Cons: OPENED UP BOX AND RUBBED PSU ALL OVER THE CARPET AND IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE...

Or something like that... funny thing is Corsair actually responded offering to replace it!

 

[eLiu]

winner: it's like Pavlov's dogs in that just the sound of it can trigger the wife's body to prep itself.

 

[Newbian]

Cons: Rendered me obsolete

This is the true machine invasion.

 

[Newbian]

/Double post ftw.

 

[DannyBoy]

Oldegg?

 

[Pepsei]

Pros: Never needs batteries with wall plugin.
It has 2 speed settings.
Easy cleanup.
The GF's orgasms last longer than the time it takes to give her one.

Cons: Rendered me obsolete

Other Thoughts: If this wont push your girl over the edge, you'd better call the morgue because she's dead.

 

[techs]

LMFAO

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: eLiu
winner: it's like Pavlov's dogs in that just the sound of it can trigger the wife's body to prep itself.

Best response.

 

[dudeman007]

lol they talk about this thing all the time on loveline