New Years Eve-damn-always the same questions

[deustroop]

The wife : "Darlink , where will we go for a fabulous time that will usher in a whole new year of fabulous times?"

We live in TO the good-so there's FA to do after about 10pm. I need help with that .

And this one will come right after:

"Oh, and what new year's resolution do you propose this time darlink ?"

Damn, I have "just missed" each NY's resolution since I don't know when, and sadly it shows.

Now what do I say ?

 

[IronWing]

TO = Timmins, Ontario?
FA = Feeze Ass?

 

[MrSquished]

TO = Timmins, Ontario?
FA = Feeze Ass?

I couldn't figure out TO but assumed FA= "Fuck All" to do

 

[Geekbabe]

The wife : "Darlink , where will we go for a fabulous time that will usher in a whole new year of fabulous times?"

We live in TO the good-so there's FA to do after about 10pm. I need help with that .

And this one will come right after:

"Oh, and what new year's resolution do you propose this time darlink ?"

Damn, I have "just missed" each NY's resolution since I don't know when, and sadly it shows.

Now what do I say ?

How about this:

Wife: we stay at home where we are warm, comfortable & safe from drunken idiots. We can order food delivery, drink & dance the night away "

Resolution: to love her even more than last year

 

[shortylickens]

Be grateful you have a wife and stuff to do on New Years eve.

I'll be up at grandmas and everyone will find a way to waste my time so I will not be able to enjoy myself before, during, or after the countdown.

 

[zinfamous]

Be grateful you have a wife and stuff to do on New Years eve.

I'll be up at grandmas and everyone will find a way to waste my time so I will not be able to enjoy myself before, during, or after the countdown.

I was going to ask, but then thought no...

 

[deustroop]

TO=Toronto

Last year we combined interests. I got stoned and we went skating at City Hall which closes at 10 pm. Problem was we had one pair of skates and tried to make do, one skate for each of us. Didn't end well.
So this year , I'm at a loss.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Be grateful you have a wife and stuff to do on New Years eve.

I'll be up at grandmas and everyone will find a way to waste my time so I will not be able to enjoy myself before, during, or after the countdown.

NYE is the perfect time to hit up your family for tech/car/etc help! Hey, I think my computer has a virus, can you take a look at it? My car has been acting up, like it does this thing every so often, but it doesn't always do it (and never does when I have someone look at it), could you take a look at it?

TO=Toronto
FA is nothing to do.

WTF, there's nothing to do in Toronto after 10PM on NYE? I thought Canadians were hardy people, surely its not because they don't want to brave some cold weather?

 

[Jeeebus]

wtf is a "darlink"?

I was going to assume you misspelled "darling," but when it repeated it really piqued my curiosity.

 

[deustroop]

Darlink is darling after a few drinks

 

[cbrunny]

Toronto closes at 10pm on new years? I mean I know Toronto is an embarrassment to real Canada, but that's just sad.

 

[deustroop]

After 10 pm its all indoors stuff, booze and strippers, clubs playing techno, white powder everywhere. The fun stuff, ski hills and ice rinks, are closed. Its too dark to run around re-arranging the snow men the kids have made and that was fun years ago. We wiser now.
We at a loss again this year.

 

[Ruptga]

TO=Toronto

Last year we combined interests. I got stoned and we went skating at City Hall which closes at 10 pm. Problem was we had one pair of skates and tried to make do, one skate for each of us. Didn't end well.
So this year , I'm at a loss.

On a scale of one to snoop dogg, how stoned were you when you decided that would be a good idea?

 

[lxskllr]

You should go to Mayne's house. You'll have an unforgettable NYE.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

WTF, there's nothing to do in Toronto after 10PM on NYE? I thought Canadians were hardy people, surely its not because they don't want to brave some cold weather?

It's not because they're cold, just because they're Canadian. They're an inherently boring people.

 

[Chaotic42]

Am I the only one who read this with the voices of Boris and Natasha because of the 'darlink' thing?

 

[OutHouse]

how about

we arent doing jack shit. New Years sucks and being in bed at midnight sounds wonderful.

 

[Ruptga]

Am I the only one who read this with the voices of Boris and Natasha because of the 'darlink' thing?

nope

 

[zinfamous]

wtf is a "darlink"?

I was going to assume you misspelled "darling," but when it repeated it really piqued my curiosity.

OP is married to Greta Garbo.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Is there not some kind of outdoor event at all in TO for NYE?

Come to think of it it's kinda sad, we live in Canada, and usually watch the ball drop in NY. We need to build our own ball or other iconic thingamabob! Maybe a giant gold beaver with LEDs on it or something.

 

[Chaotic42]

Is there not some kind of outdoor event at all in TO for NYE?

Come to think of it it's kinda sad, we live in Canada, and usually watch the ball drop in NY. We need to build our own ball or other iconic thingamabob! Maybe a giant gold beaver with LEDs on it or something.

Well, there's Squirrel. All you've got to do is find Moose and you can call it a successful 2016.

 

[deustroop]

Well well --looky here. Ours juniors gonna be a hittin on them US boys in a warm up for the Junior Championship.
We'll take two tickets and watch the fun. After that , the beer's on me.

 

[deustroop]

On a scale of one to snoop dogg, how stoned were you when you decided that would be a good idea?

I was pretty well up his ass . I think we folded after two steps but we had a fabulous time.

 

[shortylickens]

If you dont know Boris and Natasha then you are beyond help and probably should just end it all.

 

[Mike64]

TO=Toronto

Last year we combined interests. I got stoned and we went skating at City Hall which closes at 10 pm. Problem was we had one pair of skates and tried to make do, one skate for each of us. Didn't end well.
So this year , I'm at a loss.

Probably would've been more fun to get stoned and watch other couples try to make do with one skate per person...

Darlink is darling after a few drinks

Shouldn't that be "dahlink"? Or are you (or your wife) channeling someone other than Zsa Zsa Gabor?