On a more serious note one resolution I really want to do this year is one I did in 2017, which I originally started in 2016, and came up with in 2015, because in 2014 I decided that I should perform 2013's goals, which were set in 2012 based on the goals of 2011 and 2010.
Seriously though my main resolution this year is to just be more productive, whether it's pursuing hobbies, or learning more things, or pretty much anything other than sitting on my butt all day browsing forums, Reddit, Youtube etc. that includes the cliche ones like working out more and eating healthier. I need to cook more, as much as I hate to do it, I just have to force myself to. The time it takes to do it, I will just be neffing anyway... In the past few years I've been terrible for that. I work shifts which means I have more time than most people, yet I don't really make good use of it. I have a forum project I wanted to do like 3-4 years ago, and it was to combine 4 forums into 1, because 2 of them were so insecure I shut them down, and the other 2 are kind of redundant. So I started on that but just been procrastinating finishing it. I kinda feel bad for the old timers... I doubt they'll come back at this point but I at least want to get it back up anyway.
My other resolution is I seriously need to start thinking of a secondary income, as I can't rely on my job forever. Companies are always looking at places to cut and lay off including mine. I don't think my job will be around forever, so I need a contingency plan. I have a few ideas, and they sort of revolve around some hobbies I've been wanting to take up, so everything will kind of tie together. Just need to stop being lazy and actually pursue this stuff.
