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New way to get drunk

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Don Vito Corleone said:
When my mother was a judge she once had a woman appear before her on a very aggravated DUI - she was driving with a .48% BAC, which is more than enough to kill most people. It turned out she had injected vodka. Obviously taking in alcohol through other than oral means is very dangerous, since you can't throw it up . . .
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Meh, a girl I dated once got herself to .46 BAC the old fashioned way. For a true alcoholic you don't need to inject alcohol or put it in your ass to hit crazy levels.
 
"What happened? Why are we in Tijuana?"
"Dude, you were fucked up last night, you were drunk off up your ass."
 
I thought it was Taco Bell that got crammed up there....


With Taco Bell you can't really tell if it is coming or going though....
 
Wait, why would you think that a kid that has managed to obtain perfectly good alcohol would try to use a different orifice instead of the standard one? Let's see if I understand your logic here.

1) 14 y/o kid swipes the vodka bottle from mommies liquor cabinet.

2) Kid decides it is cool, or easier to hide the theft and still get drunk but shoving that bottle up his/her lower orifice.

3) Kid tries to get drunk through the searing pain of direct alcohol absorption into the blood stream by membranes in those orifices that are designed to soak up water.

4) Kid ends up drunk, obviously so, bottle has a nasty smell and stain on the top of it, and it's obvious some of it is missing. If the bottle wasn't directly used but an intermediate was used to apply the alcohol instead, it would take more alcohol due to spillage and soakage lost. Which means even more alcohol from the bottle is gone and more readily noticeable as gone.



Ummm... That logic makes no sense.
 
This is what happens when alcohol is taxed so heavily and therefore costs so much - people find more efficient ways to use it.
 
HumblePie said:
Wait, why would you think that a kid that has managed to obtain perfectly good alcohol would try to use a different orifice instead of the standard one? Let's see if I understand your logic here.

1) 14 y/o kid swipes the vodka bottle from mommies liquor cabinet.

2) Kid decides it is cool, or easier to hide the theft and still get drunk but shoving that bottle up his/her lower orifice.

3) Kid tries to get drunk through the searing pain of direct alcohol absorption into the blood stream by membranes in those orifices that are designed to soak up water.

4) Kid ends up drunk, obviously so, bottle has a nasty smell and stain on the top of it, and it's obvious some of it is missing. If the bottle wasn't directly used but an intermediate was used to apply the alcohol instead, it would take more alcohol due to spillage and soakage lost. Which means even more alcohol from the bottle is gone and more readily noticeable as gone.



Ummm... That logic makes no sense.
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Easier to get drunk in school when you dont have to carry around a bottle.
 
I honestly can't tell whether this thread was originally intended as satire or whether the OP really believes this moral panic urban legend.
 
This has to be BS. We'd beat the fuck out someone who even suggested this when I was a kid.

What I have heard is kids are taking all their parents prescription medicines and getting together on Friday night or whatever and tossing them into a punch bowl to see results of this cocktail. Crazy.
 
This does not compute... One of the main reasons I drink is for the taste (95% of the time, I do not even get drunk). I like sipping on a glass of Crown Royal or Wild Turkey on the rocks or enjoying a cocktail, they simply taste good. I could not imagine injecting, snorting or giving myself an enema with vodka, oral is just too tasty.
 
Schadenfroh said:
This does not compute... One of the main reasons I drink is for the taste (95% of the time, I do not even get drunk). I like sipping on a glass of Crown Royal or Wild Turkey on the rocks or enjoying a cocktail, they simply taste good. I could not imagine injecting, snorting or giving myself an enema with vodka, oral is just too tasty.
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Set out the Crown Royal, I'll bring the tampons, let's figure this shit out.
 
Back when I was an intern at San Francisco general hospital, the new hot things among st the gays in the Castro was to dissolve cocaine in saline and inject it up your butt.

Apparently absorbing vodka through your hooch makes it less likely to fail a breathalyzer. Not sure how accurate that is.
 
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