New watch :)

[Doppel]

I absolutely love these threads.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I am not going to lie this is not what I expected at all. D:

The only thing stopping your belly bursting out is your belt on pin hole #3.

You have no definition at all. You have a very wide ribcage, no lats, and a weak chest even at 24% body fat.

No shoulders, no traps, small forearms for a man of your age.

The watch is looking good though! 😀

Also a tiny head but a big jaw.

 

[alkemyst]

I'm positive it isn't as much as I enjoy watching a liar like you bury himself deeper in his own shit. :biggrin:



You keep making reference to that song and showing it to me, but you're too dense to understand that the song is where my handle came from, because I like it (and Heart). All this time you probably haven't even realized that I have a link to the video in my signature. 😱

As for "one upping" you. You caught me, I was just sitting here thinking, "If I worked hard enough, I could be an insecure, illiterate, lying troll. But my douche-fu isn't that strong.

You going to post later how your wife was blowing you while you posted.

 

[alkemyst]

I am not going to lie this is not what I expected at all. D:

The only thing stopping your belly bursting out is your belt on pin hole #3.

You have no definition at all. You have a very wide ribcage, no lats, and a weak chest even at 24% body fat.

No shoulders, no traps, small forearms for a man of your age.

The watch is looking good though! 😀

thx

 

[LegendKiller]

It really shows you are Beta to post the above if you know what I post.

excuse my crappy iPhone, I have a better camera coming wednesday...I hope you get my drift though.

I am going out to an all night party tomorrow in S. Beach. Got to take my dog to dog park tomorrow though so I am home.

Wow, you are....old. Too old to be hanging around here acting like you are.


Wow, south beach huh? Cool. I was down there last weekend. First, Joes Stone Crab, then Nikki Beach until 3 on Sun night. Meetings from 9-4 next day, at night I went to Nobu for dinner, then the Soho Beach house to a party, then some club with some friends, no idea where, but I got back to the Fontaine Bleau at 3:30. Meetings from 9-4, the home.

Decent enough place, didn't have much fun when I lived there but its better now.

 

[alkemyst]

dude that's tourist shit. thanks for needing to explain this with your full day schedule.

Next time you are there hit me up, I will show you how to do this shit.

 

[alkemyst]

all I am going to say is anyone that laughs at me, please make the same pose. Yeah, it's like this.

In another 8 weeks or so, even more so.

😉

 

[teh_pwnerer]

Surprised you are still up this late. I thought they would have locked the computers in the library at the seniors center by this time.

 

[alkemyst]

Surprised you are still up this late. I thought they would have locked the computers in the library at the seniors center by this time.

I am posting from your mom's hotspot.

 

[MagickMan]

I absolutely love these threads.

That's true, where else can you find so much Alky stupid in one place? It's like a big fucktard fiesta.

 

[alkemyst]

That's true, where else can you find so much Alky stupid in one place? It's like a big fucktard fiesta.

bro, I am thinking you are the fucktard here.

Thanks for your kowtow to me, though. I sort of love it.

 

[Doppel]

all I am going to say is anyone that laughs at me, please make the same pose. Yeah, it's like this.

In another 8 weeks or so, even more so.

😉

Surely you realize that as image searching (reverse and otherwise) and searching in general continues to mature that one day somebody who is potentially looking to hire you will see threads like this and wonder wth?

 

[ND40oz]

Why'd you get another stainless if you know you're just going to screw it up, why not go with a pvd/dlc?

 

[teh_pwnerer]

Surely you realize that as image searching (reverse and otherwise) and searching in general continues to mature that one day somebody who is potentially looking to hire you will see threads like this and wonder wth?

What makes you think this clown is looking for a job?

He naps in a rocker 10 hours a day. The other 14 he's in the library visiting Anandtech forums sporting his $300 watch.

 

[alkemyst]

Surely you realize that as image searching (reverse and otherwise) and searching in general continues to mature that one day somebody who is potentially looking to hire you will see threads like this and wonder wth?

so you make things up in your posts?

 

[alkemyst]

Why'd you get another stainless if you know you're just going to screw it up, why not go with a pvd/dlc?

I like them.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

so you make things up in your posts?

No.. google has a back-trace feature...

 

[alkemyst]

i am going to watch Conan the Barbarian and go to sleep...

 

[VulgarDisplay]

I am posting from your mom's hotspot.

Credit where credit is due, this was awesome lolololol.

 

[alkemyst]

Credit where credit is due, this was awesome lolololol.

what's great are our mods allowing all these threats above.

I'd love to say for $500 can someone give me dox. That can't fly but now I have threats against my job above.

wow.

 

[MagickMan]

bro, I am thinking you are the fucktard here.

Thanks for your kowtow to me, though. I sort of love it.

Exactly! Just like that! hahaha

Goddamnit, it makes me feel bad, like I'm picking on a kid who rides the short bus.