New user, wondering how long before signature and other benefits of forums are allowe

[Phoenix86]

It will suck just about as bad as your avatar :biggrin: ()

Shut your whore mouth, that's one of the sacred avatars.

 

[zinfamous]

Shut your whore mouth, that's one of the sacred avatars.

the fish was my original avatar. :wub:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It was also DainBramage's. :wub:

 

[zinfamous]

It was also DainBramage's. :wub:

it was.

and He often begged me, in person, to return to the fish after I switched to Gorilla. :\

 

[The_Dude8]

what the fucking are you talking about op?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Hes a nooblet

 

[rudeguy]

are we still allowed to kill one noob a year?

 

[3chordcharlie]

you need at least 10,000 posts to get to use the Lifer`s restroom...and after 15.000 you actually get a key to the restroom....then after 20,000 posts I am told you get to use the engraved Anand Tech toilet parer.....

Wow, that sounds really soft...

Or perhaps 'parer' wasn't a typo.

 

[waggy]

I got full benefits when I hit 10,000 posts. I wish the 401k match was a bit higher though.

it goes up once you hit 50k post..

 

[Jeff7]

The bathroom is just a hole in the ground and lots of people have the key, so it can get kinda awkward at times.

Especially when someone's hiding down there.

It depends very much on who is its though.

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are we still allowed to kill one noob a year?

I thought that was mandatory.

Oops.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I got full benefits when I hit 10,000 posts. I wish the 401k match was a bit higher though.

Wait until you hit 50k posts. That's when the stock options kick in.

 

[dank69]

As a fellow member that has been here a long time and THINKS before they post (mostly) I am also curious of these benefits.

Doing it wrong.

The people that have sigs disabled make better posts anyways.

That's better.

 

[amdhunter]

yea I like the name

thanks another person told me it's 25 posts and 1 week.

No. He meant you get 1 week off after 25 infractions. So go wild with posting for your first few weeks. :thumbsup:

 

[rivan]

It might not be good, it might not even be consensual, but at least its something...

Is this the "sex is like pizza" argument?

 

[AreaCode707]

The more post you have, the more the 1999 members get to bend you over and "benefit" off you.

 

[Jeff7]

Is this the "sex is like pizza" argument?

But that saying only covers pizza when it's good or bad. It doesn't really address the subject of violation of bodily orifices.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

I give it 3 weeks before his username is on the FST scammer list.

 

[Leros]

Is this the "sex is like pizza" argument?

It's better the next day when its cold?

 

[RossMAN]

blue waffle

 

[szvwxcszxc]

WOW guess no one ever heard of Sarcasm LOL I liked the fish, it was clearly a good avatar hence the sarcasm. LOL rough crowd

 

[szvwxcszxc]

It's a lot of scrabble points is what it is.

How'd you guess jk