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New ugliest vehicle champion?

Arkaign

Arkaign

Lifer
Gents and gents (unless we have a lady or two wandering into the garage from time to time?) .. I present the 2011 Lincoln MKT :

http://www.lincoln.com/crossovers/mkt/

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I suppose it would probably drive pretty nicely, the specs are good, but I saw one of these things on the road yesterday and HOLY that thing is even uglier than a PT Cruiser 'Vert, which looked like an aborted bathtub.
 
JulesMaximus said:
Nice cheese grater. Probably not the ugliest vehicle but it is pretty hideous.
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Hah, I love how they don't have pics of the back on the site unless you rotate around with the tool, it's by far the worst part. Looks like an aborted sea creature tilting forward on some kind of wheeled rigging.
 
These are some of the new additions to the rental market. I don't think they sell all that well to the general public, so they end up at a discount to rental/fleet sales.

It drives like a Ford Flex, which I always thought was a minivan despite the AWD and no sliding doors. Near 40k price, I'd get a Toyota Sienna over the MKT.
 
Arkaign said:
Hah, I love how they don't have pics of the back on the site unless you rotate around with the tool, it's by far the worst part. Looks like an aborted sea creature tilting forward on some kind of wheeled rigging.
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Notice how it zooms WAY IN when you rotate to the back. They figured if you could get a good look at it from a proper distance they'd be liable for replacing some keyboards.
 
What about that Nissan Juke thing? Looks like a koala bear being violated by sperm whale while traveling in zero gravity.
 
skyking said:
Notice how it zooms WAY IN when you rotate to the back. They figured if you could get a good look at it from a proper distance they'd be liable for replacing some keyboards.
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No kidding. I thought that was odd as well. Hopefully if any of you see one of these things on the road, you're not drinking coffee or anything at the time, you may spew on yourself in apoplectic shock.
 
ayabe said:
What about that Nissan Juke thing? Looks like a koala bear being violated by sperm whale while traveling in zero gravity.
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That's awesome, yeah those things are nasty. It's sad because I bet the Juke is alright to drive as a city runabout, and this Lincoln would probably make a badass road-trip mobile, but wow it's hard on the eyes from the outside.
 
I actually saw one in person the other day in the parking lot. It was black and very shiny. It caught my attention because it just looked odd at first. I actually thought it looked cool.
 
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