New study just in! Fat makes you fat!

[Pray To Jesus]

That's right folks. This study has a 100% true positive rate.

Findings:
1)Having lots of fat makes you fat.

 

[Crono]

Is this even a parody?

 

[IronWing]

Negative there partner. Nothing wrong with lots of fat if you marry it up to lots of exercise.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

-10

You got time warped this thread is so bad.

 

[Crono]

-10

You got time warped this thread is so bad.

I blame the witch avatar.

 

[dr150]

Laziness make you fat.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

What the fuck, this thread is time warp goodness.

 

[Crono]

What the fuck, this thread is time warp goodness.

It's a warpy time.

 

[SlitheryDee]

So if I cut all the fat off of the 10 ribeye steaks I eat every day will I live forever?

 

[IronWing]

Give me tumor!

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Negative there partner. Nothing wrong with lots of fat if you marry it up to lots of exercise.

I think you are confusing the word "having" with the word "eating".

 

[Crono]

So if I cut all the fat off of the 10 ribeye steaks I eat every day will I live forever?

Generate new immortal fat cells within your body. Then you will be immortal (but fat).

 

[IronWing]

I think you are confusing the word "having" with the word "eating".

Well, you can eat your fat and have it too.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Well, you can eat your fat and have it too.

Or drink the fat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuegOWOCmE

 

[DaWhim]

i was expecting a video to theonion.com like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg