New Study Claims Fat Men are Better at Sex!

[Mai72]

Fat guys=uglier women=takes longer to get off.

Fat guys get good women.

 

[xaeniac]

guess Op is a fat man that is happy by this study.

 

[1sikbITCH]

So.. not sure if you are saying fat guys are better, but this quote above effectively says they are not.

No it says you have to play dress up and eat pussy or you're not doing it right :biggrin:

I agree!

 

[maxi007]

Fat men , penis are very small , i dont think they properly satisfy their partner 😛

 

[BudAshes]

Fat men , penis are very small , i dont think they properly satisfy their partner 😛

I remember reading that if you are fat you can lose like an inch off your dick length because its buried in your fat belly.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Sounds like a good movie title. "108 Seconds" - The Romantic Comedy of the season.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I remember seeing an interview with Heidi Fleiss, who maintained that the fat guys tried harder and were more eager to please.

 

[SKORPI0]

Wer'e the fat guys banging fat chicks?

That would be impossible to do.

Fat guys get good women.

:biggrin:

 

[DigDog]

Being fatter you are more likely to be low testosterone. Higher test makes sexual stimulation feel stronger and makes you more like to have premature ejaculation.

being fat - under the most common circumstances - comes from stuffing your mouth with yummy delicious food.

and thats just a symptom of needing love. lots of love.

fat guy is fat because he needin' love.

no wonder we're better in the sack - it's just more important to us.

 

[manimal]

being fat - under the most common circumstances - comes from stuffing your mouth with yummy delicious food.

and thats just a symptom of needing love. lots of love.

fat guy is fat because he needin' love.

no wonder we're better in the sack - it's just more important to us.

some people enjoy the act of consumption as much as the yummy food in this case. Some people have addictive personalities and need something to do with their hands. Your overgeneralizing. I mean most people dont even lift bro

 

[alkemyst]

Wow a whole 7.3 minutes? Turkey is doing it wrong.

Well when compared to 108 seconds. Seriously, WTF.

Because those that brag they can go 3 hours every time are liars and no woman really wants that anyway.

 

[alkemyst]

Fat guys=uglier women=takes longer to get off.

Kimble would beg to disagree.

 

[MongGrel]

Sigh.

 

[DAGTA]

Because those that brag they can go 3 hours every time are liars and no woman really wants that anyway.

Ok, alky. Just because you can't do something doesn't mean it's impossible.

 

[alkemyst]

Ok, alky. Just because you can't do something doesn't mean it's impossible.

I didn't say it was impossible bro.

Do you even fuck?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

lol, coming from a guy that brags about his one hour sessions with his "wife" on a regular basis.

 

[sourn]

Because those that brag they can go 3 hours every time are liars and no woman really wants that anyway.

While I tend to agree, they do make a little blue pill that does wonders. Average joe can become superman in just 20 minutes.

 

[alkemyst]

lol, coming from a guy that brags about his one hour sessions with his "wife" on a regular basis.

You quoting me? Our sessions are not scheduled. We fuck each other when we want to, that's her words.

We have sex at least once per day, sometimes 2 or 3.

We have gone 1-2 hours perhaps 3, but that become frustrating and when you throw the towel in and try again in a few hours.

 

[alkemyst]

While I tend to agree, they do make a little blue pill that does wonders. Average joe can become superman in just 20 minutes.

I haven't had to play with those meds. I want to one night though. I am thinking Viagara isn't really the pill of choice though.

 

[alkemyst]

Sigh.

Just quote me instead of riding my ass.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

That would be impossible to do.

It might seem so. But based on the land whales and their roly-poly offspring I saw at the restaurant tonight, it is indeed very possible.

 

[Ronstang]

I remember seeing an interview with Heidi Fleiss, who maintained that the fat guys tried harder and were more eager to please.

Well, I'm not fat and a I've lived by the same rule in the sack my whole life....the woman gets three orgasms before I ever put my penis in her...anywhere.

 

[akugami]

I read this as "New Study Chinese Fat Men Are Better At Sex" and I thought to myself, I need to drink more beer and eat more steaks! Then I reread the title and was totally disappointed.

 

[coffeejunkee]

I thought to myself, I need to drink more beer and eat more steaks!

Hmm, so you are suffering from this problem? But alas, stuffing yourself won't work, you need the hormone fat guys have by nature.

But anyway, maybe studies like this do have some purpose. I guess there's a market for some kind of pill that prevents premature ejaculation. On the other hand, I also heard about some studies that claimed 1/3 of women never have an orgasm, shouldn't science be focusing on that area?

Further, I'm beginning to understand need for headscarf in Islamic country. Also, they really need the 72 virgins to have a session of any substance.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Well, I'm not fat and a I've lived by the same rule in the sack my whole life....the woman gets three orgasms before I ever put my penis in her...anywhere.

...so what you're saying is that you have a poorer understanding of sample size and its importance in statistical analysis than Heidi Fleiss?