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New song on Britney's album about masturbation???

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Heard it on tv last night.. (Conan or Leno?), saying a song on her album is about masturbation :Q
I think she said that teenagers should be aware of it ... and the joke went "don't worry you've introducted plenty of teenagers to masturbation" :Q!

listen to "touch of my hand" here


edit: er.. right.. not my fault I don't know how to spell it! 😉
 
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Heard it on tv last night.. (Conan or Leno?), saying a song on her album is about masturbation :Q
I think she said that teenagers should be aware of it ... and the joke went "don't worry you've introducted plenty of teenagers to masturbation" :Q!

listen to "touch of my hand" here


edit: er.. right.. not my fault I don't know how to spell it! 😉
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How can you not know how to spell something you've done so many times? 😛

P.S. You misspelled "introduced" too.
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Heard it on tv last night.. (Conan or Leno?), saying a song on her album is about masturbation :Q
I think she said that teenagers should be aware of it ... and the joke went "don't worry you've introducted plenty of teenagers to masturbation" :Q!

listen to "touch of my hand" here


edit: er.. right.. not my fault I don't know how to spell it! 😉
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How can you not know how to spell something you've done so many times? 😛

P.S. You misspelled "introduced" too.
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thanks spelling nazi, that was actually a typo
 
I like this new album. Of course I own all the cds and gave serious consideration to the britney doll figure so I may be a bit biased.
 
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Heard it on tv last night.. (Conan or Leno?), saying a song on her album is about masturbation :Q
I think she said that teenagers should be aware of it ... and the joke went "don't worry you've introducted plenty of teenagers to masturbation" :Q!

listen to "touch of my hand" here


edit: er.. right.. not my fault I don't know how to spell it! 😉
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Listen??? You mean she has a mouth?
 
Certainly not an original idea (Can you believe it?). Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop" in '84 was clearly about female masturbation.

It really makes you wonder who the target audience is. Have I seen something like the name of the new album is "Me Against the Music" or some such nonsense. That woman knows nothing about music.

I do like the "Baby One More Time" video. Reminds me of a place called "Playskool" in Bangkok.

She does indeed need a spanking. She's one of those that leaves me thinking that if I did her just once, she'd have a whole new attitude.
 
Tori Amos, Icicle. That's another one. . .
  • Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
    Father says bow your head like the good book says
    Well I think the good book is missing some pages
    Gonna lay down, gonna lay down

    And when my hand touches myself
    I can finally rest my head
    And when they say take of his body
    I think I'll take of mine instead

    Getting off, getting off
    while they're all downstairs
    Singing prayers, sing away
    He's in my pumpkin PJs
    Lay your book on my chest
    Feel the word, feel the word, FEEL IT!
That's been one of my favorite Tori Amos songs ever since the day I figured out what it was about.
 
Is it jsut me, or does anyone else think its ironic that the sluttiest chick in pop music needs to masturbate? I'm sure she has dudes like me lined up for miles... lol 😀
 
Originally posted by: ThaPerculator
Is it jsut me, or does anyone else think its ironic that the sluttiest chick in pop music needs to masturbate? I'm sure she has dudes like me lined up for miles... lol 😀
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Hahha .. yeah.
 
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