New slogans for Windows

[gamerguy2]

The new Microsoft Outlook update or downgrade caused me to miss an important email. I still cannot find it in the Windows 10 Email feature. I have to search the sender to find it. So I decided to make a new thread on slogans for Windows.

"Windows now more confusing than ever"

"Windows that program that leaves you with a tingly creepy feeling"

"Windows I didn't ask for the new feature it but they gave it to me"

"Windows it is like the neighborhood peeping Tom looking through every ones window."

"Windows forget what you know because it will take hours to adjust to the changes"

 

[PliotronX]

Windows: "Change for change's sake"
Windows: "Eternal Beta"

 

[shortylickens]

The new Microsoft Outlook update or downgrade caused me to miss an important email. I still cannot find it in the Windows 10 Email feature. I have to search the sender to find it. So I decided to make a new thread on slogans for Windows.

"Windows now more confusing than ever"

"Windows that program that leaves you with a tingly creepy feeling"

"Windows I didn't ask for the new feature it but they gave it to me"

"Windows it is like the neighborhood peeping Tom looking through every ones window."

"Windows forget what you know because it will take hours to adjust to the changes"

Enjoy your first Like.

 

[UsandThem]

For some of their recent bone-headed update problems/bugs, maybe they should join marketing forces with Mars, and use the campaign of "Sorry! I was eating a Milky Way".

 

[gamerguy2]

Windows: "Change for change's sake"
Windows: "Eternal Beta"

lolz. Beta? I thought it was Alpha that they gave everyones Grandparents.

"Windows. Don't judge it love it"

 

[gamerguy2]

Enjoy your first Like.

Was expecting an echo when I came back to check my thread.

"Windows. Don't bother debugging it call an excorcist."

 

[C1]

"MS Windows: Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it."

 

[Nashemon]

Windows: "Now with more smudges on your screen!"

Windows Cortana: "Let me help you find suspicious, irrelevant things."

 

[mxnerd]

"Well, you know, Microsoft always promise you that something will break after WIndows Update, that's our guarantee."

 

[bruceb]

Yet another reason why Microsoft should listen to it's users and offer us the choice of if we only want Security Updates or Security Updates and Feature Upgrades. Most of us are are happy with features we already have. For those that are not, or want to be "on the cutting edge" usually of things most people do not need, let them. I have my Windows 10 Laptop working perfectly fine for my needs and configured so it looks almost like XP and almost all the options are set the way I want them. Still need to tweak where things like scans and photos go to by default.

 

[EXCellR8]

"Working on Updates"

 

[sandorski]

"What else are you gonna use? Linux? lol"

 

[mindless1]

Windows, when giving it away free isn't enough.

 

[Tweak155]

Windows - F you, F your family, and CTRL+F to find your emails

 

[KMFJD]

Windows - Get Over It

 

[gamerguy2]

This one is more for programs associated with Windows.

"Windows because everyone deserves a hungry minotaur"

This one is for the hardware that runs Windows.

"Windows. All the fun and excitement of road rage without having to drive."

 

[Red Squirrel]

Windows: Where will your personal information go today?

 

[mikeymikec]

The new Microsoft Outlook update or downgrade caused me to miss an important email. I still cannot find it in the Windows 10 Email feature.

When you say "the new Microsoft Outlook update", I assume you mean the outlook.com website's new-ish design? And you're using the Win10 Mail app to check for e-mail?

I wouldn't trust the Win10 Mail app as far as I can throw it. The most irritating bug I commonly see with it is how it tells me that it's downloading mail for the first time when it isn't, then it takes about five minutes to tell me it has a problem. It doesn't tell me what the problem is, or any kind of error message, just that there's a problem.

Use Mozilla Thunderbird.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Windows - even penicillin cannot cure it!

 

[gamerguy2]

lol. These just get better and better.

"Windows almost as much fun as self induced vomiting."

"Windows. After years of using Windows Im too blind to see out my window."

 

[whm1974]

"What else are you gonna use? Linux? lol"

I do and I don't miss Windows at all.

 

[gamerguy2]

Stay tuned for "Why is my smartphone like an automatic slide show. Would somebody please make it stop?" Followed by "How many times did my smartphone malfunction today."

Just kidding. Seriously, the Galaxy sent through a major update. Turning my smartphone into a nightmarish puzzle-game trying to figure out how to use it again.

 

[gamerguy2]

Sorry to keep this post active. I just took my dog for a walk. I took my Smartphone phone out of my pocket and looked at the screen it had Uber loaded and was waiting for me to confirm pickup. (I don't plan on going anywhere today it is Saturday and plan on doing things at home). I have my own car and use Uber for nights out and emergencies.

 

[shortylickens]

"Windows: What else are you gonna do? Buy a Mac?"

 

[gamerguy2]

"Windows. Zombie zombie zo-ombie zombieeee. Sung to the tune of the Cranberries."

My Smartphone is having problems charging. I called the phone company and told them "I have had more problems with this phone than my ex-wife." The phone rang a minute ago (I am designing a website from home). It made a weird loud buzzing noise. My dog ran under the bed as it rang.