New Secretary Applicant


Diamond Member
Aug 6, 2000
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely.

Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - here is a pikture of me of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check


No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
I dunno...looks like a major back injury claim just WAITING to happen...fortunately, those would probably scare off most guys in an office, so I doubt you'd have to worry much about sexual harrassment suits... o-O