New Official ATOT Nef Thread III

[MotF Bane]

Like everyone is licking the lead off PCBs

Delicious PCB.

 

[zzuupp]

PCB with two strips of bacon plez

 

[sdifox]

lulz

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[zzuupp]

nerf

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[eldorado99]

nef

 

[MotF Bane]

My phone just died. After only about seven hours unplugged, in which it has gone totally unused. What the fuck?

 

[MotF Bane]

Plugged in, says 50%, so it must have shut itself down (that shouldn't have happened), nor should the battery be half dead after seven hours of idle.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[alfa147x]

335.00

 

[sdifox]

still procrastinating

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[sdifox]

ni

 

[sdifox]

man, 2 R18s totalled in LeMans

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[sdifox]

ni

 

[shortylickens]

I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts "That's just for starters!"
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Sky News are reporting that the Irish have joined in the attack on Libya. They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement. It was a mortar attack.
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My son asked me today "What's the difference between a crow and a blackbird?" I told him crows have somewhat heavier beaks and fan shaped tails whereas a blackbird has big rubbery lips, fuzzy hair and a massive arse.
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I was feeling down earlier so I dipped my Muslim friend in bleach. I thought I'd try to lighten Mahmood.
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A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?" they inquired. "A tough call" nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
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In an Indian restaurant last night having a meal, waiter came over and says "Curry Ok?" I said "Go on then, just one song then ah heck off".

 

[sdifox]

groan

 

[shortylickens]

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his mum to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored, and just when mum comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.

"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend.

One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.

"HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down here!" "Don't be ridiculous," she responds "there's no such thing as teeth down there!" "Yes there are," he says, "my mum told me so".

"No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek. "No I'm sorry" he says. "My mum already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there" The boy takes a good long look and replies "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"

 

[sdifox]

booooooooooooooo

 

[sdifox]

There is a use for used tires after all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Nb0Ienv6k&feature=player_embedded

 

[MotF Bane]

Sorry shorty, but those jokes aren't up to your usual standards.