In today's edition of lulz on the roadway... a little Asian kid in a riced old Eclipse zooms past me while I'm taking a right from the school parking lot. He goes straight through an intersection a few minutes later, I go right - he's taking a route that can be used as a shortcut to the same point as me, except... it's only a shortcut when traffic sucks midafternoon, not at 1 PM. I take it easy on the main road anyways, because of a couple fools side by side pacing each other, one of whom later cuts me off with a few feet to spare.