New Official ATOT Nef Thread II

[sdifox]

Heh. The other day I read coke can be up to 10x cheaper here so it must be awesome to be a junkie in Mexico.

I was in Mayan Riviera for a week a few years back with the wife and the kid. The staff there were genuinely surprised by a Spanish speaking Asian. I got great service

 

[MotF Bane]

Temporary parking pass!

 

[sdifox]

Temporary parking pass!

Leeloo Dallas Multi-Pass!

 

[MotF Bane]

It's gotta be a billion degrees in Georgia, and you're both under the covers?

 

[sdifox]

It's gotta be a billion degrees in Georgia, and you're both under the covers?

Indians are used to Billion + degrees

 

[alfa147x]

victoria secret

 

[alfa147x]

It's gotta be a billion degrees in Georgia, and you're both under the covers?

Meh it's not bad 90ºf outside and it's 69ºf in here

 

[sdifox]

victoria secret

 

[MotF Bane]

victoria secret

:thumbsup:

 

[MotF Bane]

Meh it's not bad 90ºf outside and it's 69ºf in here

69. Insert joke here.

 

[alfa147x]

victoria secretvictoria secret

 

[alfa147x]

Meh it's not bad 90ºf outside and it's 69ºf in here

Oh and we're naked...

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

If you're naked, then you might as well do something with it.

 

[Barfo]

I was in Mayan Riviera for a week a few years back with the wife and the kid. The staff there were genuinely surprised by a Spanish speaking Asian. I got great service

What does this have to do with what I posted. Are you implying that the staff sold you cheap drugs during your vacation? :sneaky:

 

[alfa147x]

Crazy ass ex. He tried to give me Rohypnol once. I spit it out (while he was trying to pinch my nose to make me swallow it?) and ground it into dust in my fingers. He once threw a can of dog food at my windshield and shattered it. Sometimes when we'd argue he'd start hitting himself. He called me a slut/whore even though I was a virgin before I met him. He threatened suicide ALL the time. One time he cut himself in the throat and pretended to pass out. It was some tiny cut that wasn't even bleeding. When be broke up, he stalked the new guy I was talking to and told him I had AIDS and herpes. He also told my then BF who was in the miliary that he hoped he got shot in the head. Oh--he also used to drink bleach/water before visiting his PO because he was sure that it'd show his piss as clean.

......

 

[sdifox]

ni

 

[sdifox]

What does this have to do with what I posted. Are you implying that the staff sold you cheap drugs during your vacation? :sneaky:

both are in Mejico.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef!

 

[MotF Bane]

......

Conclusion: girls are stupid.

 

[Barfo]

both are in Mejico.

I see...I hope you at least took care of hiding your happy pills from your kid :awe:

 

[alfa147x]

I was in Mayan Riviera for a week a few years back with the wife and the kid. The staff there were genuinely surprised by a Spanish speaking Asian. I got great service

I was in Mayan Riviera for a week a few years back with the wife and the kid. The staff there were genuinely surprised by a Spanish speaking Asian. I got great service

I was in Mayan Riviera for a week a few years back with the wife and the kid. The staff there were genuinely surprised by a Spanish speaking Asian. I got great service

I was in Mayan Riviera for a week a few years back with the wife and the kid. The staff there were genuinely surprised by a Spanish speaking Asian. I got great service

 

[alfa147x]

Two days later, he turns up at my door. I let him in for coffee thinking he must not have realised it was a one night stand. I was going to let him down gently. He took it alright and after a few tears asks me if we could "fool around" again, without it meaning anything. I told him I wasn't in the mood and, trying to joke it off, told him to have a wank.
The dude takes his clothes off right there, shirt, trousers, boxers, shoes, socks and jerks off in front of me. He gets close and asks for a tissue. I have none. Asks me to pass him a small plastic cup I had on a shelf, which I do, and he comes into that, then throws it in the sink.
I don't know what's worse. That this happened or that I was too taken aback to actually stop him.
TL;DR One night stand came back days later and jerked off in front of me, into a cup.

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[sdifox]

nihongo

 

[sdifox]

I see...I hope you at least took care of hiding your happy pills from your kid :awe:

na, the only common thing was Mejico. I am not into drug or alcohol abuse. Sugar, caffeine, fat, salt for sure though.