New Official ATOT Nef Thread II

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[MotF Bane]

Awesome, the calculus questions are now evaluations with irrational answers, but no quantity of decimal places is sufficient.

 

[MotF Bane]

Clearly the goal of these questions is not to help learn the calculus.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

I like big words, but this philosophy text takes it to a disgusting level that screams the dude either really needs to go out in the real world and do SOMETHING, or he owns a copy of every thesaurus ever made. I'm leaning towards the former, since he's a philosopher.

 

[MotF Bane]

Wow, what an arrogant fucker he was.

 

[MotF Bane]

In a single paragraph, just dismissed basically everyone else in his field as being totally useless.

 

[MotF Bane]

Pain's older work really wasn't that good.

 

[MotF Bane]

I'm pretty sure Ayers just made up a word here.

 

[MotF Bane]

Yeah, he did. Fail.

 

[MotF Bane]

Five pages of arguing about a steaming pile of bullshit.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

It's clear in my own writing when I know what I'm saying and have a goal I'm reaching, and when I'm just bullshitting around. The key is in the introductory words of each sentence - short little words that aren't really necessary are the hallmarks of bullshit writing.

 

[MotF Bane]

Facebook's new photo viewer sucks.

 

[MotF Bane]

Reading that driving thread in OT just enrages me.

 

[MotF Bane]

Lets think about this for a second though... you have a long regular residential type road. At some point along this road, there is another road that splits off at a 30 degree angle, such that if you are driving on the primary road W, turning your car thirty degrees to the right will take you down secondary road P.

 

[MotF Bane]

An SUV pulls up to the end of road P, looking to take a left, therefore crossing one lane of traffic to merge with the next. The road is frequently empty, it is not a high traffic area. A car pulls up on the right side of the SUV, looking to take the right. He is unable to see over the hood of the SUV, and if he pulls out far enough to look, he will be in the lane.

 

[MotF Bane]

However, there is a highly logical conclusion to reach if you are the driver of the second car. You are able to see to your right, of course, and there is nothing coming. That the SUV does not move proves that there must be something coming in the right hand lane.

 

[MotF Bane]

What does the particular geriatric asshole in this tale do? Pulls out anyways, because what does he care, everybody needs to cater to his supreme elderly impotence.

 

[MotF Bane]

*sigh* I wish I'd had a plow truck, because I could've taken him out, and it would have been a clean hit.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

Derp!

 

[MotF Bane]

I've gotten through a page of this philosophy paper, and done nothing but restate the original content with smaller words.