New Nigerian pickup line...

[Turkish]

HELLO SELLER, I STAY IN USA, I HAVE 3 STORE.. 1 IN UNITED KINGDOM, 4 IN AFRICA, I WILL LIKE TO PURCHASE THIS ITEM TO MY STORE, I RECEIVE SOME MAIL FROM MY CUSTOMERS THIS MORNING, THAT THE DEMAND FOR THIS ITEM IS NEEDED URGENTLY,I WILL LIKE TO MAKE PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION AUCTION PAYMENT, I DON'T DEAL WITH UNTRUSTFULL SELLER, I WILL LIKE YOU AND YOU NEED TO AGREE TO THIS TERM BEFORE I MAKE THE PAYMENT, AS SOON AS MY PAYMENT IS BEEN APPROVED BY WESTERN UNION AUCTION PAYMENT , I MEAN AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE APPROVAL LETTRE THAT CONFRIMED MY PAYMENT WILL YOU ALLOW ME TO SHIP THIS ITEM , IF YOU AGREE ,SEND ME THE NAME AND ADDRESS I WILL MAKE THE PAYMENT TO INCLUDING THE PRICE FOR THIS ITEM WITH THE SHIPPING AMOUNT TOGETHER

:roll:

 

[dighn]

lol why do they always type in all caps

 

[Frew]

i dont get it

 

[HappyPuppy]

Looks legit to me. What's your problem?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: The Boss

HELLO SELLER, I STAY IN USA, I HAVE 3 STORE.. 1 IN UNITED KINGDOM, 4 IN AFRICA, I WILL LIKE TO PURCHASE THIS ITEM TO MY STORE, I RECEIVE SOME MAIL FROM MY CUSTOMERS THIS MORNING, THAT THE DEMAND FOR THIS ITEM IS NEEDED URGENTLY,I WILL LIKE TO MAKE PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION AUCTION PAYMENT, I DON'T DEAL WITH UNTRUSTFULL SELLER, I WILL LIKE YOU AND YOU NEED TO AGREE TO THIS TERM BEFORE I MAKE THE PAYMENT, AS SOON AS MY PAYMENT IS BEEN APPROVED BY WESTERN UNION AUCTION PAYMENT , I MEAN AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE APPROVAL LETTRE THAT CONFRIMED MY PAYMENT WILL YOU ALLOW ME TO SHIP THIS ITEM , IF YOU AGREE ,SEND ME THE NAME AND ADDRESS I WILL MAKE THE PAYMENT TO INCLUDING THE PRICE FOR THIS ITEM WITH THE SHIPPING AMOUNT TOGETHER

:rolleyes;

take out the "eyes" if you want the rolling eyes emoticon.

 

[JoeKing]

:thumbsup:

I'm in.

 

[Injury]

"I HAVE 3 STORE.. 1 IN UNITED KINGDOM, 4 IN AFRICA,"

I'm sold.


You should respond with: "You had me at HELLO."
Of course the poor bastard won't get it, but hey.

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Looks legit to me. What's your problem?

yup. didn't ask for a bank account...

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Injury
"I HAVE 3 STORE.. 1 IN UNITED KINGDOM, 4 IN AFRICA,"

I'm sold.


You should respond with: "You had me at HELLO."
Of course the poor bastard won't get it, but hey.

that is what i thought. not only they don't know english, they type in ALL CAPS, then they got the math wrong. can't they get ONE THING right?

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: Injury
"I HAVE 3 STORE.. 1 IN UNITED KINGDOM, 4 IN AFRICA,"

I'm sold.


You should respond with: "You had me at HELLO."
Of course the poor bastard won't get it, but hey.

Even im not dumb as him.. and im dumb. LMFAO @ 3 stores .. 4 in African and 1 and UK> dumb fuk.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Bastards, they've ended 4 of my ebay auctions, I've had to contact the 2nd highest bidder & sell to them, and then argue with eBay that they have st1tty security for new bidders... & get them un-registered....

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: dighn
lol why do they always type in all caps

Because the majority of the people dumb enough to fall for this are dumb enough to be swayed into thinking the scammer wants the item, and urgently, by the caps.

 

[Wag]

Damn! I thought it was a new SUV.

In the market for a new car.

 

[MDE]

Originally posted by: Twista

Originally posted by: Injury
"I HAVE 3 STORE.. 1 IN UNITED KINGDOM, 4 IN AFRICA,"

I'm sold.


You should respond with: "You had me at HELLO."
Of course the poor bastard won't get it, but hey.

Even im not dumb as him.. and im dumb. LMFAO @ 3 stores .. 4 in African and 1 and UK> dumb fuk.

The irony is astounding. WTG Chicago Public Schools :thumbsup:.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Looks legit to me. What's your problem?

That's right. I'm sure it would be fine for anyone to go for it.

 

[dighn]

i think the guy means he has 3 stores in the US