NEW MADDOX

[Xylitol]

http://www.thebestpageintheuni....net/c.cgi?u=swine_flu

 

[Sea Moose]

this will be locked, your not aloud to post about bodily functions.

swine flu involves sneezing....




I hear sirens in the distance.......






** Sea moose bails out of thread**

 

[DangerAardvark]

Holy shit, I thought he died.

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
this will be locked, your not aloud to post about bodily functions.

swine flu involves sneezing....




I hear sirens in the distance.......






** Sea moose bails out of thread**

**allowed

 

[yhelothar]

I agree with him but that challenge is the weaksauce

 

[geno]

Here's a list of things that are a higher priority of things to worry about:

# Dying alone.
# Not getting recognized for your genius.
# Settling for a shitty job.
# Getting married.

hehheh

The contest idea is funny. I doubt anyone will do it though. I agree with him that H1N1 is a load of horse shit despite what the worry-warts say of it being on the brink of a pandemic.

 

[xSauronx]

i remember him being more like funny in the past...im not going to re read any of it to check, though. bah

 

[phreaqe]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
i remember him being more like funny in the past...im not going to re read any of it to check, though. bah

i agree. his best was the your kid sucks at drawing page. i laughed so hard at that one i cried. none of the rest of them hold a candle to that one.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
i remember him being more like funny in the past...im not going to re read any of it to check, though. bah

He's getting older. It gets harder to work up a good angst after 30.

 

[Safeway]

He used to be much funnier.

 

[xanis]

I remember when every one of his articles made me laugh out loud. I barely smiled when reading this one. What happened?

 

[oogabooga]

He's been busy I think with other projects? I'm surprised he even updated the page to be honest, I thought he gave up on the site [which considering the length between entries and the lowered quality might not be a bad idea =\ ].

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Xanis
I remember when every one of his articles made me laugh out loud. I barely smiled when reading this one. What happened?

He got married and settled for a shitty day job.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Xanis
I remember when every one of his articles made me laugh out loud. I barely smiled when reading this one. What happened?

Because that one he merely wanted to go full rant.

And he's a fucking idiot for the content of said rant.

He apparently doesn't understand overcrowding of medical facilities with patients who have the same special requirements. It exposes some people to a different immune response.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Xanis
I remember when every one of his articles made me laugh out loud. I barely smiled when reading this one. What happened?

Originally posted by: Safeway
He used to be much funnier.

Probably got tased by the anti-mean/unfunny police one too many times.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: destrekor




And he's a fucking idiot

You could have just stopped right there. I've never understood peoples' fascination with him, but I won't expend any time or energy on the analysis either.

If I get swine flu, it would almost be worth it to pay for his flight, just so I could offer him "Head or gut." when he shows up at the door.

I don't really dislike him enough to do something reprehensible, but it is kind of fun to imagine it.

Me: Hey Maddox, head or gut?

Butt Pirate: That movie suc*OOOOOMMMPHHHH!"

 

[Deeko]

Not his best article, but mildly amusing.

He hasn't COMPLETELY lost his touch, granted its two years old, but its one of his newest articles since he never posts anymore...but his iPhone article was absolutely brilliant.

 

[BW86]

lol - maddox

 

[Clair de Lune]

His best of all time was making fun of children's drawings. OMG did I laugh hard.

"Beep! Beep! Here comes shit mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needs to shaved. I'd rather be burnt to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit."

ROFL straight from memory.

Actual links:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

 

[Lithium381]

I'm disappointed. I haven't laughed at his articles since "how to discipline your kids" and "children drawings"

 

[ballmode]

I love maddox

 

[Mo0o]

people still read maddox?

 

[sutahz]

Maddox's worst article

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's old.. but super hilarious. He makes me laugh.

Though, I laughed at swine flu too until I found out a local kid died from it and there's been quite a few cases. Though, anyone can die of anything, sometimes it just acts as a trigger. Maybe the kid had another condition and the flu just shot it over the edge... lot of possibilities.

I got bird flu a couple years back and it's not all that bad. I'll take it over a cold or C Diff. C Diff was nasty...

 

[MotF Bane]

Cracked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maddox.