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New joke for the Ladies

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Loggerman

Senior member
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried... but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?"
She cried a little louder, but still no answer....

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away ...





"Hello - we're all down here...."
 
😀

It also could have said we are all up here 😀 also........wonders how the brain cell got to the other head?! 😀
 
Here another one.

How come it takes SO MUCH longer to make a snowman, than to make a snow woman?

It takes some time to hollow out the head
 
Originally posted by: Loggerman
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried... but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?"
She cried a little louder, but still no answer....

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away ...





"Hello - we're all down here...."
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i don't get it
 
Originally posted by: toant103
Originally posted by: Loggerman
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried... but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?"
She cried a little louder, but still no answer....

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away ...







"Hello - we're all down here...."
Click to expand...


i don't get it
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Link
 
Originally posted by: Ynog
Here another one.

How come it takes SO MUCH longer to make a snowman, than to make a snow woman?

It takes some time to hollow out the head
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yowch, i can just imagine some angry woman writing these in chain-emails to send to all her friends.
 
hahaha, very good... I'll have to keep this one in mind in the future.. cause you know, we remember EVERYTHING!!! lol, jk, it's a good joke.
 
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