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New in CS: Trout slapping!

oLLie

Diamond Member
I think baffled2 is the one who'd always talking about trout slapping right?
But is it baffled2 or GirlFriday who plays CS? Both maybe?

Anyway this isn't exactly "new", it has nothing to do with the new version of CS but I thought maybe you would want a trout model to replace the knife model... hehe

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Ollie
 
Originally posted by: oLLie
I think baffled2 is the one who'd always talking about trout slapping right?
But is it baffled2 or GirlFriday who plays CS? Both maybe?

Anyway this isn't exactly "new", it has nothing to do with the new version of CS but I thought maybe you would want a trout model to replace the knife model... hehe

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Ollie

Ahahaha, I love it !!!! My fish do be famous ! wOOT !!! 😀
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
i might have to start playing CS just to see that, hehe

LOL,Shoot we'd never get anything else done, there'd be so many of you lining up to get biatch slapped ! ..haha that is great though,made my day 🙂
 
I have been in and out of OT over the years, and I must have missed the origins of the "trout slapping" bit. Can someone enlighten me? What's the history behind this phishy phrase?
 
Originally posted by: GingerSynapse
I have been in and out of OT over the years, and I must have missed the origins of the "trout slapping" bit. Can someone enlighten me? What's the history behind this phishy phrase?
Theories abound. Some say Jean is the living reincarnation of Richard Brautigan. Others swear she is none other than Don Van Vilet , the legendary Captain Beefheart.

I fear that the truth in this matter is stranger and scarier still. :Q

 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: GingerSynapse
I have been in and out of OT over the years, and I must have missed the origins of the "trout slapping" bit. Can someone enlighten me? What's the history behind this phishy phrase?
Theories abound. Some say <STRONG>Jean</STRONG> is the living reincarnation of <a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.plagiarist.com/poetry/?wid=77" target=blank>Richard Brautigan</A>. Others swear she is none other than <a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/beefheart/troutmaskreplica3.html" target=blank>Don Van Vilet</A> , the legendary <a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/related/Trout_Mask_Replica.html" target=blank>Captain Beefheart</A>.

I fear that the truth in this matter is stranger and scarier still. :Q



ROTFLMAO !! Yeah but I look da bomb in waders 😉
 
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
So is this Anti-Trout going to be available as a defense? It is the only one that has been proven effective you know.


LOL, dude,since you're in line whenever the fish comes out, I think you'd best check that suit, lol, you sprung a leak 🙂
 
LOL, dude,since you're in line whenever the fish comes out, I think you'd best check that suit, lol, you sprung a leak
That's not a leak, it's a strategically placed hole.

the trout is mightier than the dry suit
Wrong. I tried anti-C's and they didn't work but the dry suit has proven very effective.
 
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
LOL, dude,since you're in line whenever the fish comes out, I think you'd best check that suit, lol, you sprung a leak
That's not a leak, it's a strategically placed hole.


ohhh... must not type what I am thinking !!!!!!! darn it !!!! you win this round Hahahahaha !!! 🙂

 
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
ohhh... must not type what I am thinking !!!!!!! darn it !!!! Hahahahaha !!!
You gotta dirty mind, old woman. That hole is in front. As requested.



LOL,Since I didn't say what I was thinking who's got the dirty mind here dude ? I was just trying to be polite and not mention what seems to be your fondness for rubber clothing 🙂


Btw, watch who you're calling old, I could give this crowd a run for their damn money in most things ! 😀
 
Originally posted by: MajesticMoose
Trout slapping is a python thing right? I think i have an mpeg of that lying around here somewhere....
Not a trout, but YES, a classic Monty Python skit! Something like "the fish slapping dance" -- two guys in suits on a woefully bare conrete pier somewhere in industrial England. To the cadence of some inane Elizabethan "folk" music one guy in a suit dances form the waist down and then hits the other guy, eventually, but in musical time, with a large fish.

I remember this viviidly (but perhaps somewhat inaccuartely) because I'm very, very strange AND because my long, long time good friend Bill McCann, a blind Viet vet, senior programmer/analyst and horn playing musician once had this skit "explained" to him in real time by his then girlfriend, now wife Elaine, a gorgeous and EMPLOYED classical musician, and it stuck in his crazy, humorous, optimistic head. He's one of those blind people who used to have sight, so he had an "anchor" on which to visualize this.

I used to schlep his band, The Three Blind Bills -- all blind, all named Bill -- to gigs in my 1970 VW camper van. Once, we were lost in the rain, and I stopped and asked this black guy for directions. When I told him where I wanted to go, he said, in a deep voice, "You're WAY off!"' The three blind Bills laughed their collective asses off all the way to the gig.

I now have to go see if I can google this Python skit.

Ah, the memories!

 
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