New geek rating scale for women

[Stark]

So the rest of the guys and I were having a discussion at lunch today and a new female rating scale has almost been perfected. Yes, we are nerds but it gives us something to talk about that we can all agree on.

It starts with the normal 1-100 scale.
There are two "bonus" categories that can add up to 25 points each:

1. Musical/singing ability
2. Performing as a superhero in a movie or TV show.

Thus Halle Berry, who earns around 90 on the regular hotness scale, gets an additional 25 points for her roles in Catwoman (1 point) and X-Men (24 points) for a total score of 115. Since she can't really sing (no CDs or songs to download), 0 points are awarded for category 1.

Norah Jones, who is around 85 in the hotness scale (natural beauty), gets an extra 25 points for her musical ability to push her to 110.

Brittney gets 95 for peak hotness and 10 points for singing ability for a total of 105.

Teri Hatcher was in Lois and Clark, but since Lois didn't have any superpowers/special abilities, so she only gets a 93 score. Powers/skills are key to the superhero bonus.

Now the search is on for the first 150... we can't think of any. Are there any perfect women out there?

Suggestions so far:
Halle Berry: 90+0+25+10=125
Jessica Alba: 99+0+25= 124
Jennifer Garner: 97+0+25=122
Natasha Henstridge 90+0+20+10=120
Famke Janssen: 90+0+25=115
Norah Jones: 85+25+0=115
Britney Spears 95+10+0=105
Jennifer Lopez: 85+10+0=95
Teri Hatcher: 93+0+0=93

(extra 10 points awarded for nudity in movie roles)

 

[meltdown75]

How about Jennifer Garner? She is ultra hot, she has been a superhero (Elektra), and apparently there is some downloadable music although I haven't heard it yet.

 

[amoeba]

I think the superhero bonus is too much.

Unless if you are comic book guy, you really should care less.

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
How about Jennifer Garner? She is ultra hot, she has been a superhero (Elektra), and apparently there is some downloadable music although I haven't heard it yet.

ah yes, JG is ultra fine (97) but electra didn't really have any super powers... she's just really good at marial arts. I suppose she should at least get 3 points for a total of 100.

edit: i just confirmed with my cube-wall mate and superpowers are not mandatory, just being an actual comicbook superhero type character. So JG earns 122.

 

[fs5]

1. Musical/singing ability
2. Performing as a superhero in a movie or TV show.

I find neither of these categories worthy of bonus points.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Stark
So the rest of the guys and I were having a discussion at lunch today and a new female rating scale has almost been perfected. Yes, we are nerds but it gives us something to talk about that we can all agree on.

It starts with the normal 1-100 scale.
There are two "bonus" categories that can add up to 25 points each:

1. Musical/singing ability
2. Performing as a superhero in a movie or TV show.

Thus Halle Berry, who earns around 90 on the regular hotness scale, gets an additional 25 points for her roles in Catwoman (1 point) and X-Men (24 points) for a total score of 115. Since she can't really sing (no CDs or songs to download), 0 points are awarded for category 1.

Norah Jones, who is around 85 in the hotness scale (natural beauty), gets an extra 25 points for her musical ability to push her to 110.

Brittney gets 95 for peak hotness and 10 points for singing ability for a total of 105.

Teri Hatcher was in Lois and Clark, but she didn't have any superpowers, so she only gets a 93 score. Powers are key to the superhero bonus.

Now the search is on for the first 150... we can't think of any. Are there any perfect women out there?

Jessica Alba will be playing the Invisible Woman, and I'll bet she can sing well enough to sell a few albums.
Personally, I'd subtract musical points from both Spears and Jones on account of sucking.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Stark

Originally posted by: meltdown75
How about Jennifer Garner? She is ultra hot, she has been a superhero (Elektra), and apparently there is some downloadable music although I haven't heard it yet.

ah yes, JG is ultra fine (97) but electra didn't really have any super powers... she's just really good at marial arts. I suppose she should at least get 3 points for a total of 100.

edit: i just confirmed with my cube-wall mate and superpowers are not mandatory, just being an actual comicbook superhero type character. So JG earns 122.

I was about to say that any scale that puts Britney above Jennifer Garner has to be horribly flawed.

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: fs5

1. Musical/singing ability
2. Performing as a superhero in a movie or TV show.

I find neither of these categories worthy of bonus points.

 

[iamme]

interesting rating....

has J.Lo starred in any superhero roles?

i despise her, but she is a popular singer and has been in a lot of movies...

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: mchammer187

Originally posted by: fs5

1. Musical/singing ability
2. Performing as a superhero in a movie or TV show.

I find neither of these categories worthy of bonus points.

we're judging on all three ways these women give us the most enjoyment... looks, music, and good comic book/sci-fi movies.

 

[kermalou]

your mom

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Stark
So the rest of the guys and I were having a discussion at lunch today and a new female rating scale has almost been perfected. Yes, we are nerds but it gives us something to talk about that we can all agree on.

It starts with the normal 1-100 scale.
There are two "bonus" categories that can add up to 25 points each:

1. Musical/singing ability
2. Performing as a superhero in a movie or TV show.

Thus Halle Berry, who earns around 90 on the regular hotness scale, gets an additional 25 points for her roles in Catwoman (1 point) and X-Men (24 points) for a total score of 115. Since she can't really sing (no CDs or songs to download), 0 points are awarded for category 1.

Norah Jones, who is around 85 in the hotness scale (natural beauty), gets an extra 25 points for her musical ability to push her to 110.

Brittney gets 95 for peak hotness and 10 points for singing ability for a total of 105.

Teri Hatcher was in Lois and Clark, but she didn't have any superpowers, so she only gets a 93 score. Powers are key to the superhero bonus.

Now the search is on for the first 150... we can't think of any. Are there any perfect women out there?

Jessica Alba will be playing the Invisible Woman, and I'll bet she can sing well enough to sell a few albums.
Personally, I'd subtract musical points from both Spears and Jones on account of sucking.

alba gets 99 + 25 for her invisible powers for a total of 124. That may change if the movie stinks.

 

[meltdown75]

Perhaps there should be a bonus for any time(s) they've got naked on film or in print.

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: iamme
interesting rating....

has J.Lo starred in any superhero roles?

i despise her, but she is a popular singer and has been in a lot of movies...

j.lo gets maybe an 85 for hotness and 10 for singing. It would have been 15 before the Grammys. Total = 95.

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Perhaps there should be a bonus for any time(s) they've got naked on film or in print.

hmm... interesting... a bare bewbie category. I'll have to bring this up tomorrow. That's probably worth an extra 10 points. And only nudity in real movies... paris hilton and pr0n skanks are exempt.

this could put Natasha Henstridge into the elite class with her role as the alien in Species... I think being able to turn into a lizard and kill people while naked counts for superpowers.

 

[Baked]

Famke Janssen - Evil secret agent in Golden Eye and ongoing role in X-Men as Jean Grey.

Britney gets -50 for having no singing skills, and marrying some loser pimp who's gonna dump her pregnant azz.

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: Baked
Famke Janssen - Evil secret agent in Golden Eye and ongoing role in X-Men as Jean Grey.

excellent...