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New GCHQ / NSA / Kinect Revelations

SaurusX

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More NSA / GCHQ shennanigans have been exposed to the harsh light of day by Edward Snowden and that brings up everyone's favorite topic: the Kinect. The GCHQ, Britain's NSA counterpart, has been revealed to be gathering up Yahoo webcam feeds in bulk. Yahoo is of course outraged (outraged I tell you!) about this new violation of privacy by our spy services. In the story was this little nugget:

Yahoo webcam images from millions of users intercepted by GCHQ
While the documents do not detail efforts as widescale as those against Yahoo users, one presentation discusses with interest the potential and capabilities of the Xbox 360's Kinect camera, saying it generated "fairly normal webcam traffic" and was being evaluated as part of a wider program.

Documents previously revealed in the Guardian showed the NSA were exploring the video capabilities of game consoles for surveillance purposes.

Microsoft, the maker of Xbox, faced a privacy backlash last year when details emerged that the camera bundled with its new console, the Xbox One, would be always-on by default.

I told you they were scanning your genitals.
 

cmdrdredd

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It's not a webcam and it uses 0 network traffic by default. Seriously, I can track real time usage by every device through my router and when I'm looking at the dashboard with Kinect on, there is zero traffic. If it was sending anything, I'd be able to tell.

Move along.
 

exdeath

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It's not a webcam and it uses 0 network traffic by default. Seriously, I can track real time usage by every device through my router and when I'm looking at the dashboard with Kinect on, there is zero traffic. If it was sending anything, I'd be able to tell.

Move along.

That's what the NSA wants you to think :p

Don't you know every router has a back door for the NSA that doesn't show on traffic logs? >.>
 

smackababy

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What if the Kinect is sending data to MS when you're on Xbox Live and they are then forwarding it to you the NSA?

Also, who uses Yahoo Messenger? Do they also still use ICQ?
 

cmdrdredd

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What if the Kinect is sending data to MS when you're on Xbox Live and they are then forwarding it to you the NSA?

Also, who uses Yahoo Messenger? Do they also still use ICQ?

Heh...what if you lived in a plastic bubble with a perminant tin foil head implant?

This is all nonsense to me. So they hear me say damnit 50 times in my boxers lol.
 

American Gunner

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Are they watching us again? Looks like it's time to bust out the lotion and show them a good time.
 

exdeath

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Are they watching us again? Looks like it's time to bust out the lotion and show them a good time.

Punish them by playing Just Dance on Kinect to a Justin Bieber song naked.

Then play Fruit Ninja.











With your wang.

That's how you get taken off the NSA spy list FOREVER.
 
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ImpulsE69

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Actually...I think you just lack the imagination it takes to truly grasp what could potentially happen.

Sure...95% of the time you may just be lounging around your house.

But let's think for second some of you actually have sex. Let's say you have sex on your couch, right in front of your Kinect. And for sake of argument let's say the Kinect is sending data to the NSA.

One might argue...who cares if the NSA sees you have sex? Let's put today's youtube environment into perspective. Where do you think leaks come from? They don't come from the NSA, they don't come from stars (well some do), movies don't get leaked on the internet by the publishers, albums either.

They get leaked by the people who work for them or hackers. Every day people like you or me. Let's say they work for the NSA and their job is to go through video footage looking for suspicious/illegal behavior. Sure, by job definition they'll probably skip your "sex tape" but they may just decide that needs to go up on the interwebz for the lulz.

Maybe that seems far fetched, but in this day and age it is not at all. Stuff is hacked and leaked every day and people are only human. Think of all the mean, stupid, and nasty things they do to people all the time, do you think they'll regret 10 seconds of letting a video of your willy on the internet to show their friends what they have to watch everyday? I probably don't care if some stranger in the government sees me have sex, but I will probably care if I become an internet sensation and have to explain why there's a sex tape of me on Tosh 2.0 to my family.

So yes, it is entirely possible that given the right incentive, this could happen. It probably isn't happening right NOW, but who's going to know when it does? It's just something to keep in mind.

On a side note smackababy - most of my friends and myself still use yahoo for messaging. I refuse to broadcast cams anywhere/anytime though regardless of app.
 
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cmdrdredd

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You forget that this is all bullshit...100% bullshit. The kinect is sending no data so it doesn't matter. It is listening for commands and turns on the censor to tell who is playing but that data isn't broadcast out to the world.
 

ImpulsE69

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You forget that this is all bullshit...100% bullshit. The kinect is sending no data so it doesn't matter.

Did you miss the "not happening right now" part? They do these things called updates. Are you going to monitor it 24/7 for the life of it?

Chances are you may be right, it will never happen...but even if it did you wouldn't know until someone leaked the info. How long has all this other stuff been being monitored and we're just now finding out about it?

My guess is if they ever DID do it. It would be IP based and have an off and on switch they could turn on at will. They would be working with your ISP to get your info (we already know the ISPs are in their grasp). This would be much harder to catch in the act than just leaving it running.
 
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cmdrdredd

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Yeah...ok. Go back to your bunker.

This is the console games forum not the political conspiracy tin foil hat forum.
 

ImpulsE69

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Yeah...ok. Go back to your bunker.

This is the console games forum not the political conspiracy tin foil hat forum.

LMAO wow man are you that clueless? Or just that dependent on your games that you refuse to actually see it as a possibility? It ceased to be tin foil hat territory when it was PROVEN TRUE multiple times. SMH.

Right now it's all hypothesis (from a Kinect standpoint), but again, you won't even know it happened until years down the road. To act like the NSA or MS would never consider this is just plain ignorant.
 
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cmdrdredd

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LMAO wow man are you that clueless? Or just that dependent on your games that you refuse to actually see it as a possibility? It ceased to be tin foil hat territory when it was PROVEN TRUE multiple times. SMH.

Right now it's all hypothesis (from a Kinect standpoint), but again, you won't even know it happened until years down the road.

Neither i just don't give a shit about these conspiracy theories cluttering up the games forum. Its retardrd.


The kinect doesn't send data, and this is the same bullshit people said before it released. "Oh the gvt will monitor you dur hur".


There is a place for this discussion and it isn't here. This thread exists to undermine the xb1 and nothing more and until something relevant to the kinect aside from idiots pointing fingers exists (here's a hint for you...it doesn't) none of it matters.
 
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ImpulsE69

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Neither i just don't give a shit about these conspiracy theories cluttering up the games forum. Its retardrd.


The kinect doesn't send data, and this is the same bullshit people said before it released. "Oh the gvt will monitor you dur hur".


There is a place for this discussion and it isn't here. This thread exists to undermine the xb1 and nothing more and until something relevant to the kinect aside from idiots pointing fingers exists (here's a hint for you...it doesn't) none of it matters.

So leave the thread? Or continue to stomp your foot in anger? I don't care really. No one is attacking the X1, that's just you being overly defensive about something you claim you don't care about.

You keep saying "it's not sending data" like that really adds anything to the discussion. No one said they are doing it right now (yet again...do you just deliberately skip that?). It's a legit discussion and just because you don't want to believe it could happen doesn't make it go away. We're not talking aliens here...we're talking a entity that is already known for using everything in their power to spy on everyone. There is no reason to think at some point they won't look at those millions of X1 cameras already hooked to the internet as a new source of material.

No one is telling you to disconnect your precious Kinect. Seriously.
 

cmdrdredd

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So leave the thread? Or continue to stomp your foot in anger? I don't care really. No one is attacking the X1, that's just you being overly defensive about something you claim you don't care about.

You keep saying "it's not sending data" like that really adds anything to the discussion. No one said they are doing it right now (yet again...do you just deliberately skip that?). It's a legit discussion and just because you don't want to believe it could happen doesn't make it go away. We're not talking aliens here...we're talking a entity that is already known for using everything in their power to spy on everyone. There is no reason to think at some point they won't look at those millions of X1 cameras already hooked to the internet as a new source of material.

No one is telling you to disconnect your precious Kinect. Seriously.

Who said it was precious? You are all the same...you want to find a conspiracy(and an argument) to verify your existance to the world.

I will repeat! This is NOT the forum heading for this discussion. At all.
 

artemicion

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Actually...I think you just lack the imagination it takes to truly grasp what could potentially happen.

Sure...95% of the time you may just be lounging around your house.

But let's think for second some of you actually have sex. Let's say you have sex on your couch, right in front of your Kinect. And for sake of argument let's say the Kinect is sending data to the NSA.

One might argue...who cares if the NSA sees you have sex? Let's put today's youtube environment into perspective. Where do you think leaks come from? They don't come from the NSA, they don't come from stars (well some do), movies don't get leaked on the internet by the publishers, albums either.

They get leaked by the people who work for them or hackers. Every day people like you or me. Let's say they work for the NSA and their job is to go through video footage looking for suspicious/illegal behavior. Sure, by job definition they'll probably skip your "sex tape" but they may just decide that needs to go up on the interwebz for the lulz.

Maybe that seems far fetched, but in this day and age it is not at all. Stuff is hacked and leaked every day and people are only human. Think of all the mean, stupid, and nasty things they do to people all the time, do you think they'll regret 10 seconds of letting a video of your willy on the internet to show their friends what they have to watch everyday? I probably don't care if some stranger in the government sees me have sex, but I will probably care if I become an internet sensation and have to explain why there's a sex tape of me on Tosh 2.0 to my family.

So yes, it is entirely possible that given the right incentive, this could happen. It probably isn't happening right NOW, but who's going to know when it does? It's just something to keep in mind.

On a side note smackababy - most of my friends and myself still use yahoo for messaging. I refuse to broadcast cams anywhere/anytime though regardless of app.

You seem overly concerned about the possibility of a sex tape featuring you being released to the public. What bizarre fetish are you trying to hide?
 

ImpulsE69

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Who said it was precious? You are all the same...you want to find a conspiracy(and an argument) to verify your existance to the world.

I will repeat! This is NOT the forum heading for this discussion. At all.

Actually I'm just discussing possibilities. You are getting all bent out of shape over it. Go play your game if you don't like it or actually contribute something meaningful other than "no it doesn't".

You seem overly concerned about the possibility of a sex tape featuring you being released to the public. What bizarre fetish are you trying to hide?

I have NEVER put anything on xhamster.com ...i think... ^_^
 

Dari

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Who said it was precious? You are all the same...you want to find a conspiracy(and an argument) to verify your existance to the world.

I will repeat! This is NOT the forum heading for this discussion. At all.

It was all a conspiracy until it wasn't...
 

Tweak155

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It was all a conspiracy until it wasn't...

Dude is going all over the place. The same can be said for PS Eye but I don't think it is nearly as popular / distributed. It's a valid possibility for ANY camera that is some how connected to the internet.

Hell... they could be staring at me right now through my work laptop cam... tape tape tape.
 

Dari

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Dude is going all over the place. The same can be said for PS Eye but I don't think it is nearly as popular / distributed. It's a valid possibility for ANY camera that is some how connected to the internet.

Hell... they could be staring at me right now through my work laptop cam... tape tape tape.

PS Eye does not come with every PS4 and the Japanese government, unlike many of our other allies, has stood up to the US government/NSA over all this massive spying. I would say that Kinect would be a prime target for the NSA.
 

BrightCandle

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Its not so much just the sex tape, its the blackmail that goes along with it. A microphone and a camera in your house could very well capture good blackmail material especially considering the way anti terror laws are currently defined. Go to jail or do X for us, yours sincerely NSA.
 

Tweak155

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PS Eye does not come with every PS4 and the Japanese government, unlike many of our other allies, has stood up to the US government/NSA over all this massive spying. I would say that Kinect would be a prime target for the NSA.

I would say ANY cameras they can get into is a target...
 

Fulle

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Haha! Because the NSA is totally going to backdoor into your Kinect, and not your friggin iPhone instead.

Pretty much all modern smart-phones, laptops and tablets have a front facing camera built into them! But surely, the NSA is going to ignore all of that, and pull their sex tapes from the Xbones! Watch out dudebros, the NSA is gunna getcha!

This is silly.