New Forum Game. Grab the nearest book...

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

[booter jacket/scorpian pant/q2 goggle]

I only had a snowboarding magazine nearby. This is from Future Snowboarding

 

[JujuFish]

"Might I have a closer look at your wolf?"

 

[AmberClad]

Point operator-(const Vector &v) const {

 

[xSauronx]

Sacrifice and ritual smooth these transitions and provide a point of communion between humans and the spirit world

from my "world religions" textbook

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
So does anyone here actually happen to be near anything that's not a technical book or textbook?

Not at work

^

 

[tk149]

"For infectious substances, packages that are too small to accomodate the specified label size may use a small label not smaller than half the specified size."


OMG, I hate regulations.

 

[ViviTheMage]

The show running-config command displays the configuration information running in terminal memory.

cisco book ... at work.

 

[DainBramaged]

?? ???????? ??? ???

Swear to God.

 

[Turin39789]

Hyperventilation may worsen the outcome of cardiac arrest.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

The default sequential values are Arabic numerals, beginning with 1.

 

[Delita]

"Risk statistics also provide managers with valuable insight into risk composition of the portfolio in order to facilitate risk reduction through diversification and hedging schemes to better managing risk and ultimately have more certainty surrounding future portfolio values."

 

[Fayd]

Legionnaire's March (18th level, requires Perform 21): Greatly enhances party's combat abilities.

i have some law/econ textbooks above my monitor, but my nwn2 manual was in the deskdrawer, so that's technically closer.

 

[amdhunter]

"Some applications have issues when two or more people attempt to use the application at the same time."

 

[vshah]

The bathroom was evidently occupied; perhaps Johns had decided to blockade the bedroom allotted to the defacer of his periodical.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Suspicious transfer report. (this is from a Michael Crichton book, actually)

 

[skace]

"Some of the drivers for this expansion include the following:"

How boring.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
?? ???????? ??? ???

Swear to God.

We're including foreign language? Scratch my last one then.

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[FeuerFrei]

"In trance-like rapture they openly cheer while 'Aryanism,' 'the out-worn Jewish dispensation,' 'mass planetary initiation,' 'cleansing action' are sold to them as desirable positions and programs."


from The Hidden Dangers of the Rainbow, a book on "the New Age movement and our coming age of barbarism"

 

[manlymatt83]

Nope, it didn't.

(no joke) ^

 

[darkswordsman17]

The head is hydrophilic; it dissolves fast in water.

 

[Farang]

Fail. I tried with a Kerouac book and there were only 3 sentences on page 56 (and even those were just breaks with a period thrown in for some reason.--like this.)

 

[LordMaul]

"As he sped the car away, his mind raced."

 

[sactoking]

Any Claim arising out of or related to the Contract, except Claims relating to aesthetic effect and except those waived as provided for in Subparagraph 4.3.10, 9.10.4 and 9.10.5 shall, after initial decision by the Architect or 30 days after submission of the Claim to the Architect, be subject to mediation as a condition precedent to arbitration or the institution of legal or equitable proceedings by either party.

 

[joesmoke]

In general, blind pool partnerships do not perform better or worse than specified pool partnerships.

 

[Sumguy]

The zeros of "f" are x=5/3 and x=-2.