New element discovered

[Perknose]

E-mailed to me by a friend:

Subject: A new element has been found



The recent hurricane and gasoline issues helped prove existence of a new element. In early October [2005] a major research institution announced discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Government."



Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.



These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons. Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Gv causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second!



Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.



This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.



When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium (Am) - an element which radiates just as much energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

 

[Cooler]

:laugh:

 

[tfinch2]

Repost.

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Repost.

One time a year is probably ok...
2004
2003
2002
It isn't like it was posted yesterday.

 

[Howard]

Mass can't be created from nothing.

 

[imported_LoKe]

:thumbsup:

 

[mrSHEiK124]

:laugh:

 

[DurocShark]

😀

 

[OdiN]

Welcome to the intarweb.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Hah ... I actually haven't seen that before.

 

[TitanDiddly]

I actually just discovered repostium today.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
I actually just discovered repostium today.

bwhahha... 😀

 

[natto fire]

When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium (Am) - an element which radiates just as much energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Thats pretty funny. That is actually the symbol of Americium though. You'd think turning into that they wouldn't blow smoke up our a$$. 😉

 

[Rastus]

Looks like some wrongforuminium has been synthesized and detected again.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: LoKe
:thumbsup: