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complacent

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Howdy yall! I was thinking the other day about all of these clubs for gay and lesbians, and thought to myself, how nice would it be to have a club for heterosexuals?

After a couple of hours of work, I have gotten a preliminary site up with heterosexual perspectives. Please note that this is not a hate mongering site; it isn't up to exclude anyone. It is here so straight people can have a club, too. Everyone is welcome!

Go check it out, and feel free to send me feedback or stories about when you told your family you were straight, or how being straight has changed your life.

thebug@straightclub.com
 
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Kibbo

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Dude, unless this is piss poor satire.

Besides, we already have Maxim
 
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Forsythe

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One word comes to mind. Redundancy.

It's like these perverted thing with women magazines. And now we have male magazines. It's uneeded for a real man.

In my opinion it's simply, well. Remember Family Guy "And elephant and a fat white man threatened by change." Lets take that fat white guy and call him that.

But reading your post i can't help thinking "sarcasm"
 
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complacent

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Did the site help you at all come to terms with your own heterosexuality? It makes me think that the site content made you feel threatened.
 
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Kibbo

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Umm. . .because it neither expresses a well-thought-out idea, nor is it funny.

Sorry dude,

If I'd seen the OT version of this post first, I'd have just responded with a 3/10.

PS, sorry for the bad grammar up there.
 
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complacent

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Well, you tell me what websites you have done and I will visit them.

And please explain to me why it isn't well thought out. It is easy to navigate with no broken links, has a theme and a target audience. You may not find it funny, probably because you are heterophobic, but it does have a purpose. Original? What is anymore. Funny? To some.

C'mon, let's see what you have.
 
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Kibbo

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You just gained a point by calling me heterophobic. That was funnier.

I didn't visit the site, because you didn't provide a link. OT rules for stuff like this. I was criticising the concept as being obvious, unfunny and not a good enough political point to be worthy of satire.

And I don't have to make a movie to say that Police Academy 5 sucked. And be right.
 
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Forsythe

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Originally posted by: complacent
Did the site help you at all come to terms with your own heterosexuality? It makes me think that the site content made you feel threatened.
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Come to terms? It's very simple. I'm fairly straight. I get hard-on from looking at good looking nude women standing right infront of me. If i even think about a man it tends to have the opposite effect. Just such a shame women are fairly stupid. And empty. And actually watch things like sex in the city? Come on!

That's why understand why men are gay. But i'm 20, and my hormones are raging, and women look niiiice!
 
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complacent

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Originally posted by: Kibbo
I didn't visit the site, because you didn't provide a link. OT rules for stuff like this. I was criticising the concept as being obvious, unfunny and not a good enough political point to be worthy of satire.
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It is obvious, but what isn't anymore? It is funny to a lot of people. You don't think it is worthy of satire, but when your university has gay movie night, it may become an issue.

 
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Forsythe

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Originally posted by: complacent
Originally posted by: Kibbo
I didn't visit the site, because you didn't provide a link. OT rules for stuff like this. I was criticising the concept as being obvious, unfunny and not a good enough political point to be worthy of satire.
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It is obvious, but what isn't anymore? It is funny to a lot of people. You don't think it is worthy of satire, but when your university has gay movie night, it may become an issue.
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You're not feeling threatened? What would spawn this would be you feeling that you are not normal any more.
 
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complacent

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Originally posted by: Forsythe
You're not feeling threatened? What would spawn this would be you feeling that you are not normal any more.
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Not threatened. I just like the idea of pissing off people. I thought this would do it to some degree. Now that I have a website, I think I can have a straight movie night at my university.

 
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Kibbo

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Hmm, you gained a point for the football ass slapping, and a half point for the lesbian exceptions.

You lost several for the overall misogyny of the female side of straightness, though. Should'a called it the straight man site, would'a been more accurate.

And this is OT standards. The political satire was still piss poor.

It sure wasn't good enough to make up for cross-posting. RTFFR.
 
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complacent

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Originally posted by: Kibbo
Hmm, you gained a point for the football ass slapping, and a half point for the lesbian exceptions.

You lost several for the overall misogyny of the female side of straightness, though. Should'a called it the straight man site, would'a been more accurate.

And this is OT standards. The political satire was still piss poor.

It sure wasn't good enough to make up for cross-posting. RTFFR.
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Like I said, this was a few hours of work and is still underway. I'm not going totally for political satire. I put it in both places because I figured someone would get pissed off here in P&N.

I intend on including more stuff for straight women, but I wanted to get some stuff done first for men, since I am one.
 
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dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: complacent
Originally posted by: Kibbo
Hmm, you gained a point for the football ass slapping, and a half point for the lesbian exceptions.

You lost several for the overall misogyny of the female side of straightness, though. Should'a called it the straight man site, would'a been more accurate.

And this is OT standards. The political satire was still piss poor.

It sure wasn't good enough to make up for cross-posting. RTFFR.
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Like I said, this was a few hours of work and is still underway. I'm not going totally for political satire. I put it in both places because I figured someone would get pissed off here in P&N.

I intend on including more stuff for straight women, but I wanted to get some stuff done first for men, since I am one.
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Yawn

 
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complacent

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Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Yawn
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Wow, thank you for that highly intelligent, well thought out post. I can see why you have 16K of them. Your contribution to this forum is nothing less than spectacular.

 
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Kibbo

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Dude, you're the one who put a mediocre OT post in P&N just to piss people off. Who's contributing? Dave at least contributes his paranoid ramblings.
 
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nageov3t

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wasn't all that funny when you posted it in OT.

posting it in P&N hasn't made it any more so. ;)
 
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Kalvin00

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Originally posted by: complacent

Wow, thank you for that highly intelligent, well thought out post. I can see why you have 16K of them. Your contribution to this forum is nothing less than spectacular.
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Holy sh!t...you've got to be kidding me. A noob with 147 posts who has already figured out dave! I now have hope for noobs.
 
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nutxo

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The topic wasnt that great but this:thumbsup: is one of the funniest threads Ive read in a long time.

 
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