New Britney Breakdown

warmodder

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"Lee said Spears was under the influence of an unknown substance"

Yea called fucking crazy. Why did they need a firetruck though? That seems a bit excessive.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: warmodder
"Lee said Spears was under the influence of an unknown substance"

Yea called fucking crazy. Why did they need a firetruck though? That seems a bit excessive.

generally if 911 is called they send the popo fire dept and an ambulance, even if there is no fire
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Spears suicide countdown.... tick... tick... tick... :roll:

i think she will die from her own stupidity before she kills herself outright
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Spears suicide countdown.... tick... tick... tick... :roll:

i think she will die from her own stupidity before she kills herself outright
yeh, she may go out Anna Nicole Smith style.
 

Vette73

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Spears suicide countdown.... tick... tick... tick... :roll:

i think she will die from her own stupidity before she kills herself outright
yeh, she may go out Anna Nicole Smith style.

Don't worry tabloid fans. Even is she dies her sister seems to be starting at a early age to help keep up the "news". That and we can read momma spears mother book while we wait. ;)
 

Modeps

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Perhaps a new Elton John song is coming?

:music:
Goodbye Britney Jean,
though I never knew you at all
you had no grace to hold yourself
while those around you crawled.

They pulled you out of the trailer
and they whispered into your brain.
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you a big big name.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to marry
When your heart gave in.

And I would have liked to have humped you
When we were just kids
But your candle burned out long ago
Your legend never will
:music:

(sorry, its the best I could come up with in 2 minutes)
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Spears suicide countdown.... tick... tick... tick... :roll:

i think she will die from her own stupidity before she kills herself outright
yeh, she may go out Anna Nicole Smith style.

Don't worry tabloid fans. Even is she dies her sister seems to be starting at a early age to help keep up the "news". That and we can read momma spears mother book while we wait. ;)

she has a 30 y/o brother, Bryan Spears, too. he seems to keep it on the low quite well.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Spears suicide countdown.... tick... tick... tick... :roll:

i think she will die from her own stupidity before she kills herself outright
yeh, she may go out Anna Nicole Smith style.

Don't worry tabloid fans. Even is she dies her sister seems to be starting at a early age to help keep up the "news". That and we can read momma spears mother book while we wait. ;)

she has a 30 y/o brother, Bryan Spears, too. he seems to keep it on the low quite well.

he keeps it on the low because no one has ever heard of him
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Spears suicide countdown.... tick... tick... tick... :roll:

i think she will die from her own stupidity before she kills herself outright
yeh, she may go out Anna Nicole Smith style.

Don't worry tabloid fans. Even is she dies her sister seems to be starting at a early age to help keep up the "news". That and we can read momma spears mother book while we wait. ;)

she has a 30 y/o brother, Bryan Spears, too. he seems to keep it on the low quite well.

he keeps it on the low because no one has ever heard of him

he hasn't done much to be heard of, which in that family is a good thing. i think he's a producer for Jamie Lyn's "Zoey" show.
 

MmmSkyscraper

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
she has a 30 y/o brother, Bryan Spears, too. he seems to keep it on the low quite well.

I think I would too, if I was related to that freakshow family.
 

shortylickens

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I dont wish the girl harm, but I wouldnt raise a finger to help her if I were in that position.
She is a dumb useless bitch and only her popularity and her mooching agents have kept her alive up to this point.
Her agent probably doesnt give a damn about her either, she's just his meal ticket and nothing more.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
I dont wish the girl harm, but I wouldnt raise a finger to help her if I were in that position.
She is a dumb useless bitch and only her popularity and her mooching agents have kept her alive up to this point.
Her agent probably doesnt give a damn about her either, she's just his meal ticket and nothing more.

whatever law firm she has been useing for hew divorce and kids thing just filed papers to be removed from the case as they want nothing to do with her anymore
 

Linflas

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She's probably pissed that her sister has been getting all the attention for past few weeks. Nothing like holding your kid hostage while doped up to push a pregnant 16 year old family member out of your spotlight.
 

purbeast0

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OMG SHE WAS SEEN DRUNK IN PUBLIC AND CAUGHT WITHOUT UNDERWEAR ON! WHAT A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON!
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
OMG SHE WAS SEEN DRUNK IN PUBLIC AND CAUGHT WITHOUT UNDERWEAR ON! WHAT A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON!

no she is a drug addict and alcoholic who knowingly behaves like a maniac despite the fact she is well aware she is in the public eye. Now all this would be fine and dandy if it weren't for the small fact that she is the mother of 2.
 

Xavier434

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
OMG SHE WAS SEEN DRUNK IN PUBLIC AND CAUGHT WITHOUT UNDERWEAR ON! WHAT A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON!

She is a mother. Good mother's are not raging alcoholics, drug addicts, and get entangled with the police on a regular basis. Seriously, try to think back to when you were 4-6 years old and picture your own mother doing what she is doing right now.