New Bestiality Restaurant lets you Pork your Pork

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Lonyo

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jjones

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"I was about to vomit," M says. "It was the same pig that had been squealing just moments before. Now, it had been roasted whole. I managed to avoid eating it by only having salad."

Shens. No way that's a real story. You can't pork a live pig and serve it up as roast a few minutes later.
 

Syrch

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who said it was a few minutes, maybe he smoked a few cigars in a celebratory way?
 

jjones

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Originally posted by: Syrch
who said it was a few minutes, maybe he smoked a few cigars in a celebratory way?
Do you know how long it takes to roast a pig? It takes half a day. He must have went through a box of cigars.

 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please be a made up story. Please?

QFMFT there


the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality."

this is kind of funny tho. i think that if i strike it rich and have "done everything else" i doubt bestiality will be the logical next step. id probably start over and do everything twice.
 

walrus

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You can put any outrageous story on the internet and people will beleave it.
 

Passions

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Mainichi entertainment site is equivalent to National Enquirer here. Take it for what it's worth.